Post by OldDave on Jun 5, 2013 0:54:24 GMT
-- turntechGolett [TG] began pestering taillowTestified [TT] at 01:04 --
[01:05] TG: dude why did you never tell me about the choice babe that is your best friend
[01:05] TG: or at least thats what she said
[01:06] TT: Who, Roxy?
[01:06] TG: that one
[01:07] TG: im pretty sure she was intoxicated when we met
[01:07] TT: I dunno if she'd qualify as my "best friend". She's kind of like my sister from another mister.
[01:08] TT: Yeah, that sounds like her.
[01:09] TG: rambling on about the batterwitch or some shit
[01:09] TG: but whatever shes pretty darn sizzling
[01:09] TG: did i just say darn sizzling
[01:10] TG: lets pretend that didnt happen
[01:10] TT: She's been inebriated almost constantly these days. Gotta work on that shit.
[01:11] TT: I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that embarrassing attempt at a casual speech mannerism.
[01:13] TG: im losing my touch
[01:13] TG: all this leaving the apartment shit
[01:14] TT: I know, right?
[01:14] TT: Normally I only ever left the apartment to fish.
[01:14] TT: Not that there was much to catch in the sewers of Castelia.
[01:15] TT: Got an assload of Trubbish, at least.
[01:15] TG: i never realised you were fishing in the sewers man
[01:15] TG: thats all kinds of messed up
[01:17] TT: I take extensive showers, dude. Rest assured that I did not stonk up the apartment with my noxious fumes.
[01:18] TG: still kinda fucking disgusting
[01:18] TG: also harcore
[01:18] TG: you get bro points
[01:18] TT: I'm all about getting down and gritty when need be, Dave.
[01:18] TT: You know me.
[01:19] TG: so you fish in sewers for fun
[01:20] TT: I lived near the sea. It's not like that was the only place I fished.
[01:21] TG: but it was needed sometimes
[01:21] TG: interesting
[01:21] TT: Awfully hard to rent a boat and go deep sea fishing every day, though. Had to make do with what I had.
[01:21] TG: if i was rose i would note this down
[01:21] TT: Oh god, that woman.
[01:22] TT: What I wouldn't give to sit down and have a long conversation with her.
[01:22] TG: you actually want her fucked up analysis
[01:22] TT: She always seemed like a really interesting and intelligent person.
[01:22] TT: I heard she visits my dumbass puppet porn site.
[01:23] TG: doesnt really fit the profile does it
[01:23] TG: like shes all therapy and cthulu and cats and knitting and then puppet porn
[01:24] TT: At least we have one shared interest.
[01:25] TT: How ironic is she about the smuppet porn?
[01:25] TT: I wouldn't know. I've only made small talk with her before.
[01:25] TG: well compared to us she doesnt know the meaning of irony
[01:25] TG: but shes trying to increase her ironic ranking
[01:26] TT: Implying that you understand irony.
[01:26] TT: Dave, you still have a long ways to go.
[01:27] TT: Train underneath my firm but caring katana, and I will teach you all I know.
[01:27] TG: is that a euphemism
[01:27] TG: because no way
[01:28] TT: --Dirk looks ever so slightly dejected--
[01:29] TT: You don't know what you're missing out on, bro.
[01:30] TT: Someday you'll find yourself face to face with a bad 90's comedy.
[01:30] TG: lowering myself to believe that i was not king of irony by being taken under your katana would be the fall of all falls
[01:31] TT: Maybe even a more recent one, perhaps a box office flop like the Sitter.
[01:31] TG: as much as i maybe appreciate the gesture
[01:31] TT: You won't be able to make all the appropriately self-aware jokes at all the right moments.
[01:32] TG: your lack of faith in me is more disturbing than lukes in the dark side
[01:33] TG: and that shit was high on the fucking scale
[01:05] TG: dude why did you never tell me about the choice babe that is your best friend
[01:05] TG: or at least thats what she said
[01:06] TT: Who, Roxy?
[01:06] TG: that one
[01:07] TG: im pretty sure she was intoxicated when we met
[01:07] TT: I dunno if she'd qualify as my "best friend". She's kind of like my sister from another mister.
[01:08] TT: Yeah, that sounds like her.
[01:09] TG: rambling on about the batterwitch or some shit
[01:09] TG: but whatever shes pretty darn sizzling
[01:09] TG: did i just say darn sizzling
[01:10] TG: lets pretend that didnt happen
[01:10] TT: She's been inebriated almost constantly these days. Gotta work on that shit.
[01:11] TT: I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that embarrassing attempt at a casual speech mannerism.
[01:13] TG: im losing my touch
[01:13] TG: all this leaving the apartment shit
[01:14] TT: I know, right?
[01:14] TT: Normally I only ever left the apartment to fish.
[01:14] TT: Not that there was much to catch in the sewers of Castelia.
[01:15] TT: Got an assload of Trubbish, at least.
[01:15] TG: i never realised you were fishing in the sewers man
[01:15] TG: thats all kinds of messed up
[01:17] TT: I take extensive showers, dude. Rest assured that I did not stonk up the apartment with my noxious fumes.
[01:18] TG: still kinda fucking disgusting
[01:18] TG: also harcore
[01:18] TG: you get bro points
[01:18] TT: I'm all about getting down and gritty when need be, Dave.
[01:18] TT: You know me.
[01:19] TG: so you fish in sewers for fun
[01:20] TT: I lived near the sea. It's not like that was the only place I fished.
[01:21] TG: but it was needed sometimes
[01:21] TG: interesting
[01:21] TT: Awfully hard to rent a boat and go deep sea fishing every day, though. Had to make do with what I had.
[01:21] TG: if i was rose i would note this down
[01:21] TT: Oh god, that woman.
[01:22] TT: What I wouldn't give to sit down and have a long conversation with her.
[01:22] TG: you actually want her fucked up analysis
[01:22] TT: She always seemed like a really interesting and intelligent person.
[01:22] TT: I heard she visits my dumbass puppet porn site.
[01:23] TG: doesnt really fit the profile does it
[01:23] TG: like shes all therapy and cthulu and cats and knitting and then puppet porn
[01:24] TT: At least we have one shared interest.
[01:25] TT: How ironic is she about the smuppet porn?
[01:25] TT: I wouldn't know. I've only made small talk with her before.
[01:25] TG: well compared to us she doesnt know the meaning of irony
[01:25] TG: but shes trying to increase her ironic ranking
[01:26] TT: Implying that you understand irony.
[01:26] TT: Dave, you still have a long ways to go.
[01:27] TT: Train underneath my firm but caring katana, and I will teach you all I know.
[01:27] TG: is that a euphemism
[01:27] TG: because no way
[01:28] TT: --Dirk looks ever so slightly dejected--
[01:29] TT: You don't know what you're missing out on, bro.
[01:30] TT: Someday you'll find yourself face to face with a bad 90's comedy.
[01:30] TG: lowering myself to believe that i was not king of irony by being taken under your katana would be the fall of all falls
[01:31] TT: Maybe even a more recent one, perhaps a box office flop like the Sitter.
[01:31] TG: as much as i maybe appreciate the gesture
[01:31] TT: You won't be able to make all the appropriately self-aware jokes at all the right moments.
[01:32] TG: your lack of faith in me is more disturbing than lukes in the dark side
[01:33] TG: and that shit was high on the fucking scale
