Post by myballsareadesert on Nov 27, 2012 15:28:34 GMT
Main Character (Kid) Application
Name: Dave A Strider
Starter Pokémon: Staryu
Hometown: Starting in Pewter; originates from Celadon.
Appearance: mspabooru.com//images/25/3fa6ccbfe0e02cd6f5f9329e68fee1d1a4daff5f.jpg?24392
Biography: Born in ???. Raised in Celadon on one of the high rise apartments with his older bro, Bro. Honestly it's not like he had an extremely eventful life up to this point. He had a variety of interests but to say they actually influenced things beyond being a room collection? Nope. His most exciting events include fighting on the rooftops of Celadon in the sweltering heat against his older brother. Online schooled for most of his life. Occasionally spent his free-time in the Arcade where he created eccentric characters and was something of a frequent gamer even. Skateboarder. Bike rider. Sword fighting. Actually let's go with a more organized font and exposit on those hobbies a little....
*Dead Things*: In jars. Don't forget the in jars part. Dave has a rather morbid fascination with collecting animals, primarily road-kill in jars and attempting to preserve them with a mixture of fluids. Occasionally he does experiment with this and use various odd ball mixtures, such as trying to preserve a Pidgey in lime gelatin. This of course fails because lime gelatin is the worst flavor ever. Had a few freezer experiments going at one time until Bro gutted the fridge to store his weapons in. Predictably Dave saw nothing wrong with this and began storing non-perishables and post-perishables in his room.
*Transportation*: Skateboarding. He's a rather competent skateboarder. And even a bike-rider as well. When you live so close to cycling road how can you resist dragging your bicycle decked out in Hello Kitty stickers down that bad stretch of land. The predictable response is you're unable to. You're in Victoria's Secrets and you it was only a few moments ago you found out that naughty bitches secret. Consider yourself beguiled, unable to escape the allure and the charm of the vixen street. Go to her. This application will still be here when you get back.
*Gaming*: A top-notch gamer. Not the best but he's certainly better than most of his close friends in that regards. You can't challenge this boy when it comes to some Donkey Kong because he's going to beat that ass like it's a set of bongos. Ironically collects a bunch of god-awful skateboarding games and even the collection of roleplaying games with flat story lines. Considers himself pretty hot shit in regards to video gaming.
*Blogging*: Runs satirical reviews of everything that cross his attention. From pokemon to gaming you'll be able to find his opinion on them in a highly sarcastic and with a near illegal amount of enthusiasm. I'll break you off a slice since you're looking to see all those dirty details and where better to start then the poster child of pokemon? Pikachu. Ah. Yes. Pikachu. Who WOULDN'T be excited to have a pokemon that can be utterly defeated by a mouse trap but not before it short-circuits all the electronics in your house. Honestly I can't tell you where to find them because they're already going so fast. Zip. Zoom. Zoink! There goes another one and look right there? You still don't have one of these loveable little critters. Possible uses include battery, rubbing their cheeks against your nipples to substitute for a clamp, pieces in one helluva game of mouse trap.
*Drawing*: Draws horrible indie comics and actually spends a little more time ensuring they're at the peak of rotting culture. Currently in the middle of an epic eleven part series on nachos. To be continued.....Not.
*Trolling*: See personality.
*Rapping*: Really music in general. He has a massive music boner but rap will always hold a place in his heart. Occasionally fools around with his turntables but he'll have to leave those behind in order to adventure out in the great blue....Green? The great pallet of colors that make up the Kanto region. But that's not to say he can't make some sweet raps up on the way. Or boom the most horrid music as he travels until his ipod dies from a lack of batteries. But watch out if he runs into a Pikachu because then this man will be SET.
Personality: See trolling.
You looked back didn't you? Dave's got a complicated plethora of emotions that make up his general visage. Lets stick with the point by point style as I describe each one to you. Don't worry baby we're going to be taking this slow and gentle. I'm wooing you with little kisses across the cheek and you bet you're not gonna see anything risque before the third date. We're a bunch of gentlemen around these parts and the folks from Texas know how to treat you right.
-Forgetful-: Dave is forgetful. And really unable to actually stay on a concept for too long before his mind inevitably wanders off to different ventures. This likely foreshadows why his trek into an eleven part comic about nachos was doomed for failure right from the start. Sometimes it shows even in conversations; where he'll occasionally spiral off topic and keep going on and on until the original subject is buried beneath a sea of babble and out-spoken thoughts.
-Confident-: Dave is confident. In ninety-nine out of a hundred cases Dave is cool and prepared to take on any challenge without a bit of worry about failure. Sometimes this leads into arrogance as he considers himself qualified for events that he's not even ready to start on. Though sometimes it's merely a way to yank people's chains. Dave occasionally shows a spark of doubt about some of his abilities but these moments are far and in-between.
-Light-Hearted-: If there's any of the kids who truly show this fact. It's Dave. He's capable of facing that sometimes issues are serious but that doesn't mean he wants to handle things like they're serious. He'll crack jokes. Spit barbs. Even go off into a completely different subject if things seem to be getting too real for his taste. Some of the re-directing of the topic could be attributed to the forgetful side of him. But frankly Dave doesn't like to linger on depressing issues.
-Talent-: Dave has an amazing amount of potential and is capable of succeeding in anything he puts his mind toward. Unfortunately he often uses this talent for less-than-monumental tasks. Someone has to construct those ironically bad raps, or create horrible comics, and if not him than who?
-Respect-: Dave has a great amount of respect and even admiration for a number of individuals. Primarily his brother. Though it's just as of lately due to a certain someone's comments that his brother's puppets have become to unnerve him and spurned him into starting off on his own adventure.
-Caring-: Despite the amount of snark and insincere comments Dave does project. He does care about people. Not everyone. But a certain amount of people he does actually invest some interest in.
-Troll-: Dude's a dick.
Goal: None. Just doing it all for the heck of it. Might end up rolling through the gym battles or the pokemon contests but who knows in all honestly if he'll manage to stay focused. For a man with a lot of potential he's hell bent of using it all for more menial tasks.
