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[Eridan Ampora]

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PASSWORD? *****


. . . .
Ah, of course. Welcome back, Eridan. Pleasure to see you again.

Your settings? But of course.

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o2. introduction
o3. party pokemon
o4. storage
o5. items and (badges/ribbons/trophies
o6. relationships
o7. dream team
o8. letters and memoirs
o9. bye now[/ul]


Now then, how about a little light music to cheer the mood? I seem to remember you're partial to symphonic metal.

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[Eridan Ampora]

i am eridan ampora
if you are reading this and im still alivve then get off my fuckin pc
if you are reading this and ivve died then i hope i fell in glorious battle
and i hope you got the passwword for this account from my grievving wwidowws so that you could read the history of my epic struggle against the landdwwellers
i rose from the depths of hoenns oceans to smite the land of kanto
i came to hear the lamentation of their wwomen and to see my foes drivven before me
i wwas only six swweeps old at the start of my journey
a simple pokemon trainer
armed wwith nothin but a tiny shitty horsea
levvel fivve
but i kneww i wwas bound for so much more

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[Eridan Ampora]

PARTY

Ghengis the Horsea

GENDER: male/female
TYPE: Water
LEVEL: 11
MOVES: Bubble | SmokeScreen | Water Gun | move
NATURE: Quiet
CHARACTERS' THOUGHTS: it has potential but its just so small and wweak noww
i cant wwait for it to evvolvve already
i need a kingdra to befit my royal blood

Napoleon the Nidoran♂

GENDER: male/female
TYPE: Poison
LEVEL: 9
MOVES: Leer | Peck | Focus Energy | Double Kick
NATURE: Hardy
CHARACTERS' THOUGHTS: its a fuckin nuisance is wwhat it is
the little shitbeast ruined my cape
but i guess it can pay me back through servvice and swweat
and through vvictory it might evven wwin my respect

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STORAGE

empty noww
and if anyone else sees this an makes a joke about my quadrants so help me i wwill end you

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Energy Powder x o3
Heal Powder x o3
Dive Ball x o3
Pokeball x o3

BADGES/RIBBONS/TROPHIES

these are coming okay just givve me some time

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Roxy Lalonde: shes my eternal rivval and the symbol of all thats wwrong wwith landdwwellers

list of grievvances wwith roxy lalonde
abbrevviated

• profaned the oceans wwith vvomit like theyre her owwn personal wwaste receptacle
  
• ruined my cape wwith the same foul substance
  
• insulted my fashion sense
  
• public drunkenness
  
• possesses the eyes of a royal wwhen she is clearly not
  
• questioned my judgment
  
• attempted to impose the human institution of marriage on a troll
  
• wwhile wwere on that subject i should mention her general cultural insensitivvity
  
• perpetuated the lie of wwizardry in front of impressionable youth
  
• stop bein cute you fuckin wwitch
  

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[Eridan Ampora]

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[Eridan Ampora]

ONGOING

Seadwelling Human Style
The Best Party
Obligatory Summer Fanservice Event

PAST

COORDINATION CONTEST [SEASON 1, CONTEST 1]
A Wild Department Store Appears!

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[Eridan Ampora]

in conclusion
fuck landdwwellers
am i right

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