Post by Eridan Ampora on Mar 4, 2013 2:50:48 GMT
Main Character (Kid) Application
Name: eridan ampora
Starter Pokémon: im going to end up wwith a fuckin horsea arent i
i mean a kingdra wwould suit a trainer of my breeding an majesty and all
but no there are some kind of shitty pokemon rules that say i cant just use one of the prized royal sea stallions
ivve got to start from scratch all on my owwn
tiny cute big eyed scratch
dammit
Hometown: i livve in an old ship in hoenn
wwell livved i guess
its kind of out of the wway
youvve probably nevver heard of it
landdwwellers
anywway im goin to kanto noww
wwhats the name of their port towwn
vvermillion
thats wwhere im headed
Appearance: im one of basically twwo trolls wwho havve discovvered fashion
maybe three if wwere being charitable but wwhy the fuck wwould wwe be
my noble blood showws in my towwering height and regal bearing
or at least it wwill
im damn close
Biography: okay basically seadwweller culture has gone to shit
i mean i admire team aquas goals and all
but wwe cant just wwait for a fairy tale to drowwn the wworld for us
i stopped believvin in legends a long time ago
theyre a bunch of fakey fake shit
especially kyogre
so ivve been livving on my owwn
and supportin the heiress
wwhile coming up wwith my owwn plan to conquer the landdwwellers
based on history and science
and not just some stupid old myths wwritten for wwrigglers
noww the time is come
im on my wway to kanto
and the landdwwellers and the humans are gonna learn to respect me
Personality: Your name is ERIDAN AMPO-
wwait no wwe already did that
Flowing through your veins is nearly the riches-
thats not the format these biographies are in
As such, you are a SEA DWELL-
yeah wwe already established that too
could you please shut up and let me continue informing these people of wwho i am
im tryin to wwork on my monologuing here
okay maybe that rogue narrator is gone noww
the thing you havve to understand is that ivve studied the history of my people
i knoww wwhat my blood is wworth
and i knoww that trolls once wwerent content wwith just petty pokemon battles
or questing after dreams an legends
there wwas a time wwhen wwe wwere wwarriors wwho fought alongside pokemon
and not just for badges or ribbons or money or wwhatevver
it wwas a time wwhen wwe used our bonds and wwe used our powwer to conquer cities
to conquer nations
the grand dramas of the past havve been forgotten
and these days most young trolls are content to just go through the gym system like human children
they wwanna be the vvery best like no one evver wwas or some shit like that
evven some seadwwellers havve bought into the propaganda and lowwer themselvves to that levvel
they dont realize that they should be leading armies not teams
wwell ivve not forgotten
im going to put the wworld of the landdwwellers to the swword
and fulfill the promise of my royal blood
one of these days at least
i guess ivve gotta train this fuckin horsea up past its disarming cuteness first
no wwonder evverybody seems clinically incapable of taking a single goddamn wword i say seriously
Goal: did you not see the bit wwhere im going to cleanse the land of life and plant my flag of conquest into the bloody ground
maybe wwith a princess clinging to my leg like shes on the covver of a novvel
but i guess before that ivve got to train up my pokemon so it isnt shitty
and maybe so i havve more than one
that might be a good start
and ill provve to the queen herself that legends are ludicrous
and that the powwer of science reigns supreme
Name: eridan ampora
Starter Pokémon: im going to end up wwith a fuckin horsea arent i
i mean a kingdra wwould suit a trainer of my breeding an majesty and all
but no there are some kind of shitty pokemon rules that say i cant just use one of the prized royal sea stallions
ivve got to start from scratch all on my owwn
tiny cute big eyed scratch
dammit
Hometown: i livve in an old ship in hoenn
wwell livved i guess
its kind of out of the wway
youvve probably nevver heard of it
landdwwellers
anywway im goin to kanto noww
wwhats the name of their port towwn
vvermillion
thats wwhere im headed
Appearance: im one of basically twwo trolls wwho havve discovvered fashion
maybe three if wwere being charitable but wwhy the fuck wwould wwe be
my noble blood showws in my towwering height and regal bearing
or at least it wwill
im damn close
Biography: okay basically seadwweller culture has gone to shit
i mean i admire team aquas goals and all
but wwe cant just wwait for a fairy tale to drowwn the wworld for us
i stopped believvin in legends a long time ago
theyre a bunch of fakey fake shit
especially kyogre
so ivve been livving on my owwn
and supportin the heiress
wwhile coming up wwith my owwn plan to conquer the landdwwellers
based on history and science
and not just some stupid old myths wwritten for wwrigglers
noww the time is come
im on my wway to kanto
and the landdwwellers and the humans are gonna learn to respect me
Personality: Your name is ERIDAN AMPO-
wwait no wwe already did that
Flowing through your veins is nearly the riches-
thats not the format these biographies are in
As such, you are a SEA DWELL-
yeah wwe already established that too
could you please shut up and let me continue informing these people of wwho i am
im tryin to wwork on my monologuing here
okay maybe that rogue narrator is gone noww
the thing you havve to understand is that ivve studied the history of my people
i knoww wwhat my blood is wworth
and i knoww that trolls once wwerent content wwith just petty pokemon battles
or questing after dreams an legends
there wwas a time wwhen wwe wwere wwarriors wwho fought alongside pokemon
and not just for badges or ribbons or money or wwhatevver
it wwas a time wwhen wwe used our bonds and wwe used our powwer to conquer cities
to conquer nations
the grand dramas of the past havve been forgotten
and these days most young trolls are content to just go through the gym system like human children
they wwanna be the vvery best like no one evver wwas or some shit like that
evven some seadwwellers havve bought into the propaganda and lowwer themselvves to that levvel
they dont realize that they should be leading armies not teams
wwell ivve not forgotten
im going to put the wworld of the landdwwellers to the swword
and fulfill the promise of my royal blood
one of these days at least
i guess ivve gotta train this fuckin horsea up past its disarming cuteness first
no wwonder evverybody seems clinically incapable of taking a single goddamn wword i say seriously
Goal: did you not see the bit wwhere im going to cleanse the land of life and plant my flag of conquest into the bloody ground
maybe wwith a princess clinging to my leg like shes on the covver of a novvel
but i guess before that ivve got to train up my pokemon so it isnt shitty
and maybe so i havve more than one
that might be a good start
and ill provve to the queen herself that legends are ludicrous
and that the powwer of science reigns supreme
