Post by myballsareadesert on Nov 29, 2012 23:31:15 GMT
Hello and welcome to the first episode of an exciting new blog, I like to call Let's Review. Where I will give my humble opinions on everything that's crossing today's media or just seems overly stupendous. Please contain your enthusiasm and feel free to suggest reviewable subjects to the blog later on.
Our first subject will be number uno. Number one. The first of all the categorized pokemon for some intrepid reason.
[li]Blooms every spring.
[/li][li]Possibly edible.
[/li][li]Easy to cremate.
[/li][li]Aromatic droppings.
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UPDATE: Expert source claims it's handy with its vines for finding the elusive hard to reach spots.
[li]Not sure what to feed it.
[/li][li]Becomes a massive-scaley creature.
[/li][li]Might try and pollinate your houseplants.
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Enigmatic and possibly docile. The facts aren't really in one this creature. All it leaves us with is questions. Does it come in different flowers? Can it cultivate fruit? Why did this pokemon get number one and who did it sleep with to get that spot? Did it hentai first?
If you're looking for one of these sweet little fellows might I suggest you make a garden and dress your turnips all seductive like. When the crops start rocking. That's when you come a knocking. [/blockquote]
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Our first subject will be number uno. Number one. The first of all the categorized pokemon for some intrepid reason.
Bulbasaur[/b]
A.K.A: The Original Chia Pet
Number 1. And what better way to start off then with this exciting pokemon? I mean really if you're trying to get kids interested in pokemon, why not start with something that literally spends its time laying on the ground absorbing the sunshine. You heard right kids. You used to watch paint. Now you can watch grass grow! :D
[li]Blooms every spring.
[/li][li]Possibly edible.
[/li][li]Easy to cremate.
[/li][li]Aromatic droppings.
[/li][/ul]
UPDATE: Expert source claims it's handy with its vines for finding the elusive hard to reach spots.
[li]Not sure what to feed it.
[/li][li]Becomes a massive-scaley creature.
[/li][li]Might try and pollinate your houseplants.
[/li][/ul]
Enigmatic and possibly docile. The facts aren't really in one this creature. All it leaves us with is questions. Does it come in different flowers? Can it cultivate fruit? Why did this pokemon get number one and who did it sleep with to get that spot? Did it hentai first?
If you're looking for one of these sweet little fellows might I suggest you make a garden and dress your turnips all seductive like. When the crops start rocking. That's when you come a knocking. [/blockquote]
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