that guy with a blog

[myballsareadesert]

fuuuuuck i know i shouldnt really do this but im going to break the first rule of being a celebrity and let you people in on my private life
i know i know youre like o m g dave no just show us the nudez
but lets be honest thats a different site and i think i would get flagged by the admins for showing nipples here
though that could be an interesting contest
okay everybody [guys only] post pictures of your nipples here
were making some use for the male nipples dude we are making this happen because really whats the point in having nipples on dudes if were not occasionally going to show them off
but yeah girls i know your tatter tots are itching to get out but i dont think we can show that kind of there here tbh
but guys nipples arent even sexual so its cool
i suppose if you still want to join in you can just post some guys nipples
see im trying to work on inclusion of both genders

and wow im running out of time and i actually gotta start my real blog
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[Rufioh Nitram]

not all of us have n1pples to flaunt... what are the troll guys supposed to do, you know???

and actually... s1nce you brought 1t up and all... what 1S the po1nt of n1pples on male humans? that always puzzled me...

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_{(If my trolls-lack-nipples headcanon conflicts with any of you guys's, please disregard this post.)}

[myballsareadesert]

theyre to be used when the time is right and the world needs them once again
and i apologize lemme just rename the title of this blog to nipple sensitivity 101
where we spend out time teaching you how sensitive nipples and the nippless feel
and if youre a troll guy play by the same rules as the ladies post someone elses nipples
aint like we dont think youre built like women anyways
what i said it
come on fight me about if you want
so far no ones actually explained the difference between them and im five


but yes idk im thinking of giving a prize away for the best nipples shown

lemme think
maybe like an autograph or a personal pokemon review

[Rufioh Nitram]

haha 1 honestly thought that was a typo of "n1pples" w1th an extra s for a long t1me there...
n1ppless... that's me, bro... you a1n't got a clue how hard 1t 1s be1n' me.

oh wow uhh... hard to turn down a pr1ze as cool as a pokémon rev1ew, but d*mn... 1 don't th1nk 1 would be comfortable post1n' up quest1onable content p1cs l1ke that.

haha do 1 have a fem1n1ne phys1que? 1 dunno 1 m1ght - no one's ever told me that before? not to my face anyways... you know how 1t 1s... never know what they're say1n' beh1nd your back...

but nah, 1 don't offend that easy. no worr1es bro.

what 1s 1t you're confused about the d1fferences of...?

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[myballsareadesert]

haha that is just totally presh dude you think im talking about your physique
ive yet to actually meet you ruffles or really see a pic of you aside from that little headshot you posted right there
so i cant really tell you if youre girly or not
and dont worry dude i have got your back im already on kick starter making one to help trolls without nips
no man should be without little bits on their chest to tell them if its nippy outside or not
and while im happy one of you has decided to stop being sketchy about the differences better to keep this blog pg
lemme see
trigger warning: #dangly bits #ruffles #chip-troll interspecies [/font]

[Rufioh Nitram]

oh yeah that's r1ght... well 1 thought maybe you'd heard from a guy. or g1rl. anyway... you were just talk1ng about troll guys 1n general then?

hahaha oh man. be r1ght back w1r1ng all my money 1nto that worthy cause.

oh 1s that why they call them n1pples??? because "n1ppy"???

hahaha... "ruffles"... that's the best n1ckname 1've gotten 1n a long t1me. bangarang, bro. let's see 1f we can get 1t to catch on.

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[myballsareadesert]

yes they call them nipples because their humans innate method of telling the temperture and possibly to cut diamonds if the issue ever arises
and your donations are appreciated ruffles every dime helps us move along to a better more united future
we can phase through the differences caused by our chest speed bumps
bangarang? im not sure what that means but as a lady i can tell you im offended and oddly aroused from that statement
cept i still dont know what it means
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[Rufioh Nitram]

oh, bangarang? that's my battle cry, man! you just shout bangarang!

you can use 1t when you're exc1ted... or, when you th1nk someth1ng 1s cool, you call 1t bangarang.

e.g. "what man? you wanna head down to the game corner? haha, sure, 1'll come w1th. bangarang."

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[myballsareadesert]

christ i dont even know what to say no topic should go without a reply from me for this long
its just i had problems with a screamer and its like
what do i even do
all i kept doing was bashing my thing against them because i didnt really think it could get any harder
but i d k its always nice to take someone from the back every once in a while
but on the up and up i think i just found our new star right here
i kid you not it opened its mouth and i could have sworn i had ascended to the next level of music
its like if brittany spears the back street boys and nicki minaj were all sing at one time
but they were horribly off key and where fighting to be the main singer here like
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
i mean you know brittanys pretty street but the bs-boys got the power of love on their side
and nickis got dozens of fans and what looks like a mean right hook
but brittany has those tits that shoot bullets
christ how long has it been seen ive seen that movie?
gold members still a pretty stand alone film
i could see why everyones sweating it over the english kid if hes anything like austin
heck i might even throw my hat in there if hes an austin
houston and austin 4 ever

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