Dave Strider: 3 This Time It's Personal

[latula]

Main Character (Kid) Application
Name: Dave Smuppet Strider
Starter Pokémon: Archen. Nickname: Limp
Hometown: Pewter City. Gotta get that fossil revived somewhere.
Appearance:
what you wanted a pic i supplied you with koala tea pictures fuck im adorable here
i would catch me
hey lalonde
bet more people wanna rub their balls on me than your ugly turtle
im a top catch
Biography: Timeline of The Stride

• Born who knows where?
  
• Found by Bro and raised as a dog for the first two years of his life
  
• Grew up in Vermillion because of Bro's obsession with seamen
  
• Later moved to Pewter in an attempt to join the fossil expendition
  
• Find out they want a college degree for you to join
  
• Not allowed to play with the dead things
  
• Given a boner by a scientist
  
• A Fossil that is
  
• It was later revived as soon as the programming was created. Dave was first in line to have his cock given new life and has since happily been struting around since then.
  
• Single and ready to mingle
  

Personality: Dave's personality is tough to comprehend. Or at least to categorize in words. He's a man who constantly skews the lines of serious issues with irony and really makes it tough to see his actual intent. It's tough to say if he can even be serious at times. Because he frankly doesn't enjoy it. He's a light-hearted guy who likes to break the serious atmosphere and struggles at times with actually taking anything seriously. It's not that he doesn't see some things as important it's more of if things are already depressing why rub dirt in it?

Some of his personality could be attributed to the Strider family which has virtually skewed all sense of when is the proper time to be serious and when you should be yanking people's chains. Narcissistic to a pretty-wide degree. Thinks a lot of people are into him and while he might be right he over-exaggerates all interest involved. Over-exaggeration is an effective way to summarize his general way of speaking. Over-exaggeration and redirecting the topic. He's taking this train and it's going off the rails. Choo! Choo! Motherfuckers! All-aboard!
Goal: For the lulz man. I apologize. For the eel oh eels. Dave hasn't quite found out his goal yet. So he'll just do anything that seems interesting at the time. Be it catching pokemon, breeding, contests or gyms. He's not sure what he's going to do but he's sure he's going to be fabulous at it.