Daycare Discussions [Clubs, Droog, Ms. Paint]

[Clubs Deuce]

12 Nov 12, 02:07 AM
Diamonds Droog: Probably culled like the rest of em.

12 Nov 12, 02:07 AM
Diamonds Droog: Er. nobirdie actually knows if they've been "culled" or not.

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Diamonds Droog: But nobirdie 's seen them in years.

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh dear!

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Diamonds Droog: They could be dead or held in captivity somewhere.

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Clubs: Does that mean you had a lady on your team? I wish we could have one of--

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Clubs: *erp. speak of the devil*

12 Nov 12, 02:08 AM
Ms. Paint: Ah... Maybe I should leave?

12 Nov 12, 02:09 AM
Diamonds Droog: No, stay. We could use a gal like you around.

12 Nov 12, 02:09 AM
Clubs: Not for my sake, ma'am!

12 Nov 12, 02:10 AM
Clubs: I mean, "miss!" (yeah that sounds better...)

12 Nov 12, 02:10 AM
Ms. Paint: Uhm... I-I suppose I could spare a bit of time...

12 Nov 12, 02:14 AM
Diamonds Droog: So where do ya come from?

12 Nov 12, 02:14 AM
Ms. Paint: I have a small place on Route 5...

12 Nov 12, 02:14 AM
Clubs: May I offer you some form of refreshment during your non-canonical stay with us?

12 Nov 12, 02:14 AM
Clubs: *is such a smooth host*

12 Nov 12, 02:15 AM
Diamonds Droog: Clubs why you gotta break the fourth wall like that.

12 Nov 12, 02:15 AM
Diamonds Droog: Condy's replaced that thing 5 times already.

12 Nov 12, 02:15 AM
Clubs: I cannot help it, it is always in the way, I just bump into it...

12 Nov 12, 02:15 AM
Ms. Paint: O-Oh, um just water, if it isn't too much trouble.

12 Nov 12, 02:16 AM
Clubs: As you wish!

12 Nov 12, 02:18 AM
Diamonds Droog: Route 5, eh? Ain't that where the Day Care Center is?

12 Nov 12, 02:18 AM
Ms. Paint: That's my place. I run the Center.

12 Nov 12, 02:18 AM
Clubs: *Actually has a fair amount of trouble. The kitchen is stocked with booze and coffee, the MC aren't really known for drinking water*

12 Nov 12, 02:20 AM
Diamonds Droog: Oh, you run the place? Fancy that.

12 Nov 12, 02:21 AM
Diamonds Droog: *over his shoulder* Clubs! Get this young lass some water!

12 Nov 12, 02:21 AM
Ms. Paint: I suppose so... *lets out a bit of a nervous laugh* I'm hardly a lass anymore.

12 Nov 12, 02:21 AM
Diamonds Droog: Really? Never woulda guessed.

12 Nov 12, 02:22 AM
Clubs: Aaaaaaah I am trying Droog. We use water to make coffee right? Where is that? Oh here. *Finally brings some* Well, what would you rather we call you then, miss?

12 Nov 12, 02:24 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh, I'm sorry to cause such a fuss. Well my name's Ms. Paint, so theres always that.

12 Nov 12, 02:25 AM
Diamonds Droog: Paint. A lovely name for a lovely lady.

12 Nov 12, 02:25 AM
Clubs: *Ah good, he was right to call her miss!* Yes I would agree!

12 Nov 12, 02:25 AM
Diamonds Droog: How's your business been going, Paint? If you don't mind me asking.

12 Nov 12, 02:26 AM
Diamonds Droog: (*Ms. Paint)

12 Nov 12, 02:26 AM
Clubs: I am Clubs Deuce, but you can call me by the first name if you like!

12 Nov 12, 02:27 AM
Ms. Paint: Thats a nice name.

12 Nov 12, 02:27 AM
Diamonds Droog: Diamonds Droog.

12 Nov 12, 02:28 AM
Ms. Paint: It's a pleasure to meet you both.

12 Nov 12, 02:29 AM
Diamonds Droog: Same.

12 Nov 12, 02:29 AM
Clubs: I hope you are not put off by Dersians? I am fine with Prospitians, myself.

12 Nov 12, 02:30 AM
Ms. Paint: Not at all.

12 Nov 12, 02:31 AM
Clubs: Yes - how does a business such as that work?

12 Nov 12, 02:31 AM
Diamonds Droog: Good.Prospitians and Dersites seem to be coming together these days.

12 Nov 12, 02:32 AM
Ms. Paint: To be honest I haven't seen many carapaces since I arrived here from Unova.

12 Nov 12, 02:33 AM
Ms. Paint: As for the Day Care, its quite lively. I've been busy with a new baby, but nothing I can't handle.

12 Nov 12, 02:33 AM
Clubs: A... carapace baby or a Pokémon baby?

12 Nov 12, 02:33 AM
Ms. Paint: Pokemon, of course!

12 Nov 12, 02:34 AM
Clubs: Oh delightful! Which species?

12 Nov 12, 02:34 AM
Ms. Paint: Its a cute baby Kangaskhan!

12 Nov 12, 02:35 AM
Clubs: Wow that DOES sound cute. Especially how they ride in their mother's pouch pocket.

12 Nov 12, 02:35 AM
Diamonds Droog: Sorry to be so blunt, but how exactly does that... work?

12 Nov 12, 02:35 AM
Clubs: How does what work?

12 Nov 12, 02:35 AM
Diamonds Droog: Was it abandoned by its mother?

12 Nov 12, 02:36 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh no!

12 Nov 12, 02:36 AM
Ms. Paint: Her mother is my Sienna

12 Nov 12, 02:36 AM
Diamonds Droog: (why does this dd jump to the worst conclusions)

12 Nov 12, 02:36 AM
Ms. Paint: ((because its you))

12 Nov 12, 02:36 AM
Clubs: (Clubs is an optimist)

12 Nov 12, 02:37 AM
Diamonds Droog: Ah. Glad to hear it's had a good home life.

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Ms. Paint: I do what I can.

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((i'm just gonna play dd as a pessimist from here on out because that sounds fun even if there's no canon evidence to prove it))

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Ms. Paint: ((why not))

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Diamonds Droog: (

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Diamonds Droog: *((it'll make him bounce off cd well))

12 Nov 12, 02:38 AM
Clubs: So, from what I understand, trainers drop off Pokémon at your business, and you let them stay, a little bit like a hotel?

12 Nov 12, 02:39 AM
Jade: ((i interrupt the rping shenanigans to remind everyone that gamzee types with one hand, and can still alternate caps ))

12 Nov 12, 02:39 AM
Clubs: (f uck)

12 Nov 12, 02:39 AM
Ms. Paint: (gamzee is in a league of his own

12 Nov 12, 02:39 AM
Ms. Paint: )

12 Nov 12, 02:39 AM
Diamonds Droog: (miracles)

12 Nov 12, 02:41 AM
Diamonds Droog: oh boy gamzee posted as ghb

12 Nov 12, 02:42 AM
Diamonds Droog: in darkleer's gym i have so many topics on hand wow

12 Nov 12, 02:42 AM
Clubs: (is this after Clubs visit?)

12 Nov 12, 02:42 AM
Diamonds Droog: (yes)

12 Nov 12, 02:43 AM
Ms. Paint: A bit! Trainers leave them with me if they don't want to put them in the stuffy boxes, and I take care of them during their stay, which includes keeping them groomed and battle ready while the trainer is busy training others.

12 Nov 12, 02:44 AM
Diamonds Droog: You can also train or breed Pokemon for trainers, correct?

12 Nov 12, 02:45 AM
Clubs: Does that cost extra?

12 Nov 12, 02:45 AM
Clubs: *is bad with money.*

12 Nov 12, 02:46 AM
Clubs: (Clubs writes a huge check for Ms. paint to breed his Pokemon--)

12 Nov 12, 02:46 AM
Clubs: (Pffff the thought makes me laugh)

12 Nov 12, 02:47 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((droog writes a reasonable check for ms paint to train his pokemon)

12 Nov 12, 02:47 AM
Diamonds Droog: (glares at clubs and forces him to set the price lower)

12 Nov 12, 02:47 AM
Ms. Paint: Yes! I can do either, depending on whether or not the trainer asks for it or not, and it won't cost too much extra.

12 Nov 12, 02:51 AM
Diamonds Droog: Mind training my Basculin for a bit? Poor thing doesn't get much exercise, what with being a fish and all.

12 Nov 12, 02:52 AM
Diamonds Droog: I'll pay you for it, of course.

12 Nov 12, 02:56 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh! A Basculin? Which one, red or blue-striped? I'd need to know so I can set up the pool properly.

12 Nov 12, 02:57 AM
Diamonds Droog: Red.

12 Nov 12, 02:57 AM
Clubs: ??? Really? The colour actaully makes a difference in the pool?

12 Nov 12, 02:57 AM
Diamonds Droog: I'm a bit shocked as well.

12 Nov 12, 02:58 AM
Ms. Paint: Mm. In my experience, Blue stripes prefer shallow freshwater creeks

12 Nov 12, 02:58 AM
Clubs: Wow. *Decides not to tell either one of them about the time he let Basculin swim around in the sink.*

12 Nov 12, 02:58 AM
Ms. Paint: and Red ones prefer salt water

12 Nov 12, 02:58 AM
Ms. Paint: It isn't always the case, but its generally true from the times I've taken care of them.

12 Nov 12, 02:59 AM
Diamonds Droog: I knew Reds appeared in different areas than Blues, but I didn't know there was such a drastic difference.

12 Nov 12, 03:00 AM
Ms. Paint: Not many do, but it helps to know.

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Diamonds Droog: What's the going rate for raising a Pokemon 5 levels?

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Clubs: I bet it depends on how high they are already.

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Ms. Paint: Yes and no

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Ms. Paint: It has to do with what level it is already

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Ms. Paint: and how fast it accumulates experience points

12 Nov 12, 03:01 AM
Ms. Paint: and that has to do with breeding

12 Nov 12, 03:02 AM
Clubs: *GRIN. so smart*

12 Nov 12, 03:02 AM
Ms. Paint: and a bunch of other factors, including diet and habitat

12 Nov 12, 03:02 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((ms paint knows her shit about day care running))

12 Nov 12, 03:02 AM
Ms. Paint: ( ;D )

12 Nov 12, 03:03 AM
Clubs: (Thank you for not saying "Ms Paint sure knows a lot about breeding")

12 Nov 12, 03:03 AM
Ms. Paint: (omfgZ)

12 Nov 12, 03:03 AM
Ms. Paint: (that would have made her laugh and blush like crazy XD)

12 Nov 12, 03:03 AM
Diamonds Droog: How much would it cost to level up a Level 17 red-striped basculine 5 levels, you think?

12 Nov 12, 03:03 AM
Diamonds Droog: (*basculin)

12 Nov 12, 03:04 AM
Clubs: (Oh I just not got that their name comes off of masculine)

12 Nov 12, 03:04 AM
Clubs: just now*)

12 Nov 12, 03:04 AM
Diamonds Droog: (for real)

12 Nov 12, 03:04 AM
Ms. Paint: Hm. *does the math in her head* Base fare would be around 700 pokedollars...

12 Nov 12, 03:05 AM
Ms. Paint: Plus another hundred for food, and another fifty for various expenses

12 Nov 12, 03:06 AM
Clubs: (Momma needs a new set of paints)

12 Nov 12, 03:06 AM
Diamonds Droog: Not too shabby. I'll take it.

12 Nov 12, 03:06 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh. Alright.

12 Nov 12, 03:06 AM
Ms. Paint: Would you like me to call when its ready to be picked up?

12 Nov 12, 03:07 AM
Clubs: It does sound really nice. I wish I could stay myself!

12 Nov 12, 03:07 AM
Clubs: You...do not do that, do you?

12 Nov 12, 03:07 AM
Ms. Paint: Let visitors stay?

12 Nov 12, 03:07 AM
Diamonds Droog: Yes please.

12 Nov 12, 03:08 AM
Clubs: Uh, yes, I mean, let either Pokémon or people stay in the daycare.

12 Nov 12, 03:08 AM
Clubs: Um, I guess I do not have any levels to raise...

12 Nov 12, 03:09 AM
Diamonds Droog: Maybe some pounds to lose...

12 Nov 12, 03:09 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((i'm sorry))

12 Nov 12, 03:09 AM
Clubs: ... i.imgur.com/JfW5L.png [/img]

12 Nov 12, 03:10 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((wow r00d dd))

12 Nov 12, 03:10 AM
Ms. Paint: *giggles* Sometimes if trainers get there late I offer them one of the spare rooms

12 Nov 12, 03:11 AM
Ms. Paint: But they usually won't take the offer and would prefer to stay at the Cerulean Pokemon Center

12 Nov 12, 03:11 AM
Clubs: I would take the offer!!

12 Nov 12, 03:12 AM
Clubs: Er... *backs down, came off too eager*

12 Nov 12, 03:13 AM
Ms. Paint: *giggles* I'm sure it would be a fun time.

12 Nov 12, 03:14 AM
Ms. Paint: The girls would enjoy the company.

12 Nov 12, 03:14 AM
Clubs: Girls? Pokémon girls?

12 Nov 12, 03:15 AM
Diamonds Droog: *dd perks up at the mention of girls*

12 Nov 12, 03:15 AM
Clubs: (Dd they are pokemon girls)

12 Nov 12, 03:15 AM
Clubs: (you filthy)

12 Nov 12, 03:15 AM
Diamonds Droog: (shh he doesn't even know)

12 Nov 12, 03:15 AM
Ms. Paint: All my pokemon are female.

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Clubs: Even the baby Kangaskan? c:

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Ms. Paint: (oh my gog)

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Diamonds Droog: *dd looks a little disappointed*

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Ms. Paint: All Kangaskhan are female

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Diamonds Droog: What about that smeargle over there?

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Ms. Paint: So are all Chansey--

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Ms. Paint: Ah

12 Nov 12, 03:16 AM
Clubs: Oh - for some reason I thought the young ones could be male.

12 Nov 12, 03:17 AM
Clubs: (Andrew followed you here Paint)

12 Nov 12, 03:17 AM
Clubs: (he knows)

12 Nov 12, 03:17 AM
Ms. Paint: Andrew. The only male around here! He's not actually mine. He lives nearby, but sometimes comes over to play with Umber and the other pokemon.

12 Nov 12, 03:17 AM
Ms. Paint: (this is ANDREW we're talking about)

12 Nov 12, 03:17 AM
Diamonds Droog: He's been drawing clubs and i in a pool of blood for the past few minutes. It's creepy.

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Ms. Paint: Oh! Andrew, no! Bad! *moves over to him and starts scolding him*

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((get it because they died in canon))

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Clubs: Oh is that what that is? I thought it was a couple of kids splashing in a puddle.

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Ms. Paint: Clean this mess up right now!

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Ms. Paint: I'm terribly sorry. He tends to draw this type of thing pretty often

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Ms. Paint: I'm not sure why

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Clubs: *fondly regards the artwork of himself more closely*

12 Nov 12, 03:18 AM
Ms. Paint: (hint: hes writing homestuck everywhere)

12 Nov 12, 03:19 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((make it pokestuck canon))

12 Nov 12, 03:19 AM
Clubs: Do not apologize! Look how well he captured my expression.

12 Nov 12, 03:19 AM
Ms. Paint: ((shh: ))

12 Nov 12, 03:19 AM
Clubs: *Club's expression consists of two white eyes on a head of black you dummy*

12 Nov 12, 03:22 AM
Ms. Paint: *crosses arms and makes sure to watch him clean up the mess*

12 Nov 12, 03:23 AM
Diamonds Droog: ((andrew proceeds to draw them again as alive get it because the scratch happened))

12 Nov 12, 03:23 AM
Ms. Paint: (then there should be a scratch on the floor)