Skateboarding for Dummies [COMPLETE]

[latula]

HIGH-FIVE!

Though it didn't seem like Dirk was really trying to high-five her at the time. But eventually he would learn to fear the patented Latula-TOUCH.

"The names Lat. Like Latious. But three time's as radical and insane!" Though really it's tough to be radical after you just flipped across the ground and got some tongue by the pavement. "You can call me Latitude. Latteral. EX-LAT. Tula-Hoop. L-P. L-Peep."

[OLDDIRK]

Hand contact made. Holy shit, talk about forceful. Had he been ready for a hi-five, his palm wouldn't be hurting.

How the fuck was he supposed to figure out her real name underneath all those pseudonyms? "Lat, got it." There was something funky about this girl. She seemed pretty cool, but her demeanor felt a bit forced. Was this chick for real?

[Mituna Captor]

After a little bit, the male grumbled as he finally got up and winced in the process before putting a hand of his on his side. Once he was on his feet, he searched around him before his eyes lit up and he grinned.

Ah, there was his skateboard! Relief blew over him as he realized he wouldn't have to buy a new one or even worse- a bicycle. He laughed at the mere thought of going down Cycling Road with something as ludicrous as a silly bike. He'd have to pimp that shit out stat with something that'd probably need to be warranted an epilepsy warning before he'd ever even dare to sit on that thing. Good thing for him, Luck was a lady today and was on his side- sort of.

He put it under his arm once more and ignoring his pain in an attempt to make it go away quicker, he rushed over to the almost ridiculously spikey-haired companion of his. "Hyuak hckkaaahahahaa that wath greasth!! Maaan, I hoped ssomewwone kcaughth that on tap!" He raised a hand for a celebratory high five up in the air.

[OLDDIRK]

Hearing Mituna getting up, Dirk turned back towards him. He met his hi-five full force with the hand that wasn’t already sore. “Years from now, the descendants of Ryan Sheckler and P-Rod will look back and weep over this moment. We have ruined their entire careers with one rad stunt.”

“I wish I could hang around and talk, but I have stuff to do in Fuchsia. It was nice meeting you, Lat…” He dragged out the last word, as if asking for her actual name. But there was no answer.

“Mit! Ready to grab our bags and head over to the next town?”

[Mituna Captor]

Feeling satisfied with the high-five, he let his arm drop as he wore a smile that could only be bested by ridiculously adorable puppy dogs. Or a lot of other things, but that's just the technicalities.

"Tula. Latula! Ditshd you ss.. you thsaw her? Cool!" he said, thinking that he finished his sentence.

The male nodded and gave a thumbs up. "Reaphy wfehn you are!"