Meta Pokestuck???????????????????????

[OLDDIRK]

Jace chipped away at a roasted chicken as he browsed the Pokestuck forums. Surely there was SOMEWHERE he could make a topic.

Hmm, what about that subboard? "Celadon Condominiums"... He was pretty sure it didn't exist five minutes ago. He tried to access it, but was met with a "404 way too fucking meta" error screen.

"Rhythm! You're good with computers! Come fiiiiix this!" No one replied, so he shouted again. "Rhyyyyythm? Aaaanybody?"

His usual whiny voice must have scared away anyone who actually wanted to help. It's hard to complain about everything. It's hard and nobody understands.

[Gamzee Makara]

Meanwhile at another computer, a much less diligent worker typed away at various other things with Pokestuck forums only open in another tab, half written replies rotting in their textboxes. The way this idiot worked, procrastination may as well have been in the job description. Alas, he got away with it, because good Gamzees were in short supply.

Thus, Rei/Avery/Sy/Whatever the fuck he's decided to go by stayed on diligently chatting and whining with his coworkers, occasionally offering actual relevant shit. Like right about now. The awkward teenager (and doesn't that narrow it down?) proceeded to toss a folded up piece of paper directly at the source of the voice, being that he wasn't actually able to yell back.

'whAts all the yElliNg about
am i missing someTHIng
did you break your compuTEr'

Holy shit that is awful handwriting.

[OLDDIRK]

Rei's piece of paper flew across the room and bonked Jace in the head.

"Hey! You could have toppled over my pile of Gorillaz merchandise! How would you feel if I wrecked all your ICP shit?

Tears were on the verge of falling. He climbed into the arms of his life size Equius-bot for comfort. "Oh Equius... It's awful being me. They like me because I'm active. I'm an average Dirk roleplayer at best." He sobbed in the direction of the pile of schoolwork he had put off for roleplaying purposes.

He caught a glimpse of his solid gold statues of Rose Lalonde and Blur frontman Damon Albarn. "Hey, stop judging me! I try my damndest everyday!"

[Jane Crocker]

Hayner glanced up at the yelling from her drawings and moved her glasses to her hair. She had half a mind to yell back, but the sensible part of her mind won and she just resumed listening to her favorite Homestuck tracks on her iPod.

"Petty better appreciate these things. They're all hand-drawn and everything!!!" She grumbled, half humming to 'Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitlers Water Apocalypse'.

[Mituna Captor]

<sub>The child sat at the mess that was their part of the room. They took a sip of her root beer before they heard a rather familiar voice. From this, they almost choked on their drink and once they comprehended what it said. They spun their head around to the source and confirmed that their suspicion was right. Rolling their eyes, they shouted in their near monotone voice, "I can hear you, ya' know!!"

"And Jesus Christ will you be quiet?? I'm /TRYING/ to make some talksprites and applications here!" they directed over to Jace. "God, how much crap do y' need over there?!" they exclaimed after analyzing the other area from afar with a disgusted frown and a pair of furrowed eyebrows.</sub>

[Gamzee Makara]

The juggalo didn't even seem a little remorseful, simply doing his own bastardisation of a laugh (which sounded more like obnoxious hissing and wheezing than anything else) and pointing at his dejected coworker. He then produced a dry erase board from seemingly nowhere and proceeded to write on it in large, poorly written letters.

'MAKE LOVE NOT WAR KTHNX'

He then proceeded to make his way over Hayner, peering over her shoulder at her drawings with a look of curiousity. Poking his nose into other people's business was Rei's specialty, after all. That and looking manly in hello kitty pyjamas.

[Jane Crocker]

She sensed someone behind her and looked back at Rei. She shifted a bit and showed him the stickers she had already cut out and was in the process of coloring.


"Heh. Not my greatest achievement, but it's good enough for the moment." She tucked her blue pencil back into her cookie tin as she pulled one of the many pencils in her ponytail out to begin sketching out the remainder of the stickers.

"Who knows? If I decide to buy better sticker sheets, I might make some of pokestuck." She made a face and changed the song from 'Purple Bard', getting hit with 'Hate You'. "Much better. No offence to Gamzee, but I'm not a fan of his theme."

[jakeirwin]

Meanwhile, the aforementioned Rhythm had once again fallen asleep in the back room again. How such a useless figure became any part of staff remains to be seen, making vague noises one might compare to a gastrodon before rolling onto the floor. Eventually, a passing delivery person tripped over her corpse, rousing her from the dead.

"uhndgsdf.... What is it now? Did Jace reply yet?" Rhythm rolled over on her back, staring at the ceiling fan. O great trauma, how did she live upon this earth.

"You haven't replied as Jake for at least two months, you snot." The deliveryman kicked Rhythm. She rolled casually into the computer room. "All right you whippersnapper, hold on." She griped, wiggling as though she were making an effort to get up. "I'll be productive in a minute, guys!"

... Only to promptly fall back asleep. What a useless admin.

[Kat]

Kat stolled into the Condominiums for the first time in about eight weeks. Hey, university was hard! All that drinking, and sleeping, and procrastinating... yup, no time for roleplaying. She was seriously busy with all that work she wasn't doing. Oh, how she suffered for history.

But as soon as she got back huffed at Jake in annoyance. What a joke of an admin. Sometimes she wondered what she was even thinking when she appointed these people. How was she supposed to slack off when her back-ups were constantly slacking too?????

"yo guys,,,,, im tidying this fucking place UP. get some suitably dramatic music on omg, maybe that song from pokemon, the one that goes BORN 2 B A WINNERRRRRR. hold on-" She got out her phone, and started with the intention of looking up this super motivational song, but then promptly forgot what she was doing and started cycling through her Johnkat fanart collection. Nobody heard from her again.