Irrelevant Facts/Headcanons about our characters

[OLDDIRK]

This is the thread for headcanons about your characters. They can be about canon, pokestuck, or another rp/au.

Irrelevant facts about your characters that you want to make Pokestuck canon also go here.

[Clubs Deuce]

Clubs's Serious Business handle is @hatliker.

Clubs developed his love for clocks through setting up time bombs, strapping alarm clocks to the bombs to set them.
It's been a whirlwind romance ever since. ♥

Clubs is bad with money. (edit: really bad)

Clubs has a heart of gold, but thanks to not knowing any better, he wound up with the wrong crowd. He happily serves the bad guys simply because he doesn't really understand morals completely. But in certain situations he'll do just the SWEETEST things even if they go against bad guy code.


On a different topic.
I'm developing this idea where the clubs quadrant could have been something different, something that the fandom would actually be interested in more. (And it would stand alone, instead of being a spinoff of kismesis)

It would still involve three people, but it would be more naughty. Not...three-way hate sex, exactly, it's not blackrom let's keep in mind, it's ashen. So it's not hate. I imagine it would be more carnal driven.

Darkleer: introducing the new QUADRANT.... conciliatory 3 way

[Gamzee Makara]

~Gamzee speaks Spanish for no good reason.
~Gamzee's torso is covered in scars from accidents and the rare familial strife.
~Gamzee is actually really smart. He just has an incredibly short attention span and can't keep his thoughts together long enough to seem intelligent.
~Gamzee is allergic to grapes.
~Gamzee gets dehydrated really really easily.
~Gamzee has little ridges on his neck that are kind of like almost-gills, but useless and sealed up. Kind of like how humans have a third eyelid.
~Said ridges are somewhat ticklish and he doesn't them being touched.
~Gamzee's shirts have stretched out or tattered collars because he gets his shirt stuck on his horns a lot.
~Gamzee doesn't know how to tie his shoes. His shoes are done in a double-knot that someone did for him a while ago (he just slips them on and off) and he doesn't dare untie them.
~It would take zero effort for Kan or anyone else to put Gamzee in a dress

thats all i got off the top of my head

[Kat]

- John has a crush on Mathew McMconaughey! This could probably be inferred from the Magic Mike poster on his wall lmao.
- He's a fan of the Pokémon anime. He gets most of his ideas of what a Pokémon Adventure should be like from that, and various movies.
- John likes cheesy 80s rock, Aerosmith, and any songs with rude lyrics (he finds them hilarious).
- Oh yeah, John thinks sex is pretty in general and doesn't take it very seriously. He's easy to fluster if the prospect of actually kissing somebody comes up, though!
- John is shitty at taking care of himself on his own, due to being massively spoiled by his Dad. He tends to rely on others.
- He's a horrible singer. Doesn't stop him.
- When John says he bakes a little, he means a little. He usually fucks up whatever he bakes. His Dad is proud anyway.

[Rufioh Nitram]

Nov 11, 2012 13:36:22 GMT Kat said:

- He's a fan of the Pokémon anime. He gets most of his ideas of what a Pokémon Adventure should be like from that, and various movies.

We have much to discuss.

[Jane Crocker]

-Mustashioed men are her favorite, but she has a long-standing crush on Lelouch from Code Geass
-Her eyesight is worse than Johns.
-She hopes to one day meet a Meloetta

Thats it for now ^^;

[OLDDIRK]

I have like 38467643896723867 headcanons about Dirk and post-apocalyptic post-scratch Earth in general. Most of them are ridiculous. More may be added later.

-The Condesce watched a porno to learn how humans copulate. Needless to say, she found human sex disgusting and had the two stars executed. Their porn names? Dirk and Roxy. Our Dirk and Roxy named themselves after those two as a subtle "fuck you" to the Condesce.

-Dirk was only telling a half-truth when he said he raised himself. At some point later on the timeline, he created Squarewave and Sawtooth and somehow sent them back in time to raise him from birth.

-Horse_ebooks is one of the few twitter feeds still going after humans died out. When Dirk was younger, he used to try to analyze its tweets. Was somebody out there still alive? Were these cryptic hints from a bygone era? He put together the tweets, forming what he believed to be bits of philosophy, rumors about the condesce, locations of other survivors, etc. Eventually he figured out that it was only a spambot, and it was one of the most devastating moments of his life. He's still into horses though.

-Dirk follows r/fuckingphilosophy on reddit even though it hasn't been updated in ages.

-Skaia sent Roxy and Dirk to post-apocalyptic Earth so they would be prepared for the lonely conditions on their planets. Jake was isolated from society anyways and Jane just had to learn from the others.

[Mituna Captor]

I borrow a bunch of headcanons so you might see a lot of the ones I post up are recognizable pff
I also often forget my headcanons so editing this is probably likely in the future.

- Mituna was feigning to have his brain damage after his death for unknown reasons. When alone he's rather cynical.

- Mituna likes drawing a lot and his favorite tools have changed from mechanical pencil and charcoal to crayola crayons. Scented tools and mixing markers are cool with him too.

- He's a fan of Shakespeare's Hamlet.

- He flips his hair back and forth after showers (if that's what trolls even do) and this causes his hair to be puffier than it should naturally be.

- His hair and nails grow back quickly.

- Pre-incident Mituna didn't wear his helmet (or in Pokestuck's case his hat and his helmet) and only sometimes wore those cheap 3-D red and blue glasses.

- Mituna is a fan of science-fiction. Most notably he'd probably be interested in Star Wars if shown it.

- Mituna is much more interested in portable and arcade games than he is with console games. Not that he wouldn't give them a chance and love them the same amount.

- Mituna's main reasons for learning to skateboard was to impress Dirk and Latula.

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[Meulin Leijon]

It's been suggested that I name the Pokémon I catch after ship names. So I'll try that and see if it works out.


Meulin and Nepeta's tails are real (or at the very least they are able to manipulate those tails in some way). However, most trolls and humans assume it's cosplay.

It's difficult to pry Meulin away from her computer.

She's comfortable enough to make jokes about her disability. And to take deaf jokes in good humour, to a reasonable point at least.

Meulin's friendfictions are sometimes sexual in nature, and her Pokémon breeding is likely to be the same. It is BREEDING after all.


When Meulin encouraged Horuss to smile, this song was involved.

Gift of Gab canon
Gift of Gab headcanon

[Rufioh Nitram]

Rufioh (as well as any bronze blood) can c♉mmune with Pokémon, both wild and their own. This allows them to control and command, as well as use sort of a telepathy with the animals.
It also lets Rufioh give his Pokémon commands to use a move WITHOUT shouting out its attack name. That way he has more element of surprise since he's not calling out his move.

UPS in the Pokémon world

Rufioh butt

Trolls don't have nipples.

In addition to troll anime, Rufioh has a collection of yaoi manga which he enjoys. (Some straight, too, but let's face it, that isn't as comedic)

Rufioh censors his own swear words in text because it's an old habit - he used to frequent an anime forum which filtered swears.

You guys are encouraged to hit on or flirt with Rufioh. Everyone does, apparently, and it could make for some funny interactions.

[Tavros Nitram]

DID SOMEONE SAY HEADCANONS?
-Rushes in-

~Tavros is a closet Troll Anime fan, and his favorite shows are Troll Soul Eater (He thinks he relates to Crona very well. Because they're both awkward little boys.), Troll Hamtaro and Troll Fruits Basket. He would never admit this to Vriska. Or anyone else for that matter. But he only watches the main stream stuff.
~Tavros is actually one of the tallest trolls, shorter than Gamzee, but still very tall. He used to be self conscious about it, but that subsided after the accident.
~Tavros can be a huge bookworm and spends a lot of his time studying with books, and all that junk. He doesn't particularly want to be a Pokémon Nurse or Breeder, but he has the knowledge to.
~For no real reason, Tavros has a soft spot for Ground and Flying types. Both of them.
~Before going on his journey, he wanted to be a flying type gym leader someday. Falkner, Winona and Skyla were his idols. He gave up on that when he met Cubone.
~Tavros has always wanted to meet a Jirachi while it's awake. He could wish his legs were better.
~Tavros ALSO wants to meet a Meloetta, because it reminds him of Tink from Pupa Pan. ((I seriously have no clue if Tinkerbell is Tinkerbull or what so let's just go with Tink and move on.))
~He loves Shakespeare. All of it.
~He hates 'Troll Twilight' with a passion.

[Ms. Paint]

Might as well do this for Paint too

-> Paint is unusually good with stubborn people and pokemon.
-> She's nice but will get tough if need be.
-> She watches soap operas. In all languages. She knows enough of the languages, but not nearly enough.
-> She has the credentials to work as a Pokemon Center Nurse, but doesn't want to.
-> Has a little secret that no one knows about, not even her pokemon.
-> She raised all her pokemon from eggs, minus Andrew
-> She lets Andrew paint on canvases, but is often confused by all the similarities between her patrons and his drawings, and all the blood. How many times has he killed them off?

And this is it for now I suppose.

[OLDROXY]

Nov 19, 2012 18:26:32 GMT Rufioh Nitram said:

You guys are encouraged to hit on or flirt with Rufioh. Everyone does, apparently, and it could make for some funny interactions.

Roxy will totally be on this.

[Rufioh Nitram]

Nov 20, 2012 17:24:07 GMT Tavros Nitram said:

Troll Hamtaro and Troll Fruits Basket.

gasfadskha I love those so much they are my favourites.

[Gamzee Makara]

~Gamzee's kinda pretty under his makeup (dammit tumblr)
~Gamzee is ridiculously flexible and often his idea of relaxing involves laying in odd positions that really ought to hurt his spine
~Gamzee has a lot of trouble reading english. often times online he just runs a translation program to change it to alternian.
~Gamzee is actually really anal about his paint: if it's smeared, you know he's upset
~Gamzee isn't actually aware that his text colour is darker than his blood colour
~The layout of Gamzee's hive is fucking ridiculous. how he doesn't get lost is a mystery

the number of headcanons i have is TOO DAMN HIGH