ready to leave! [Open!]

[Kat]

Location: Pallet Town Gates

-- gastlyTrickster [GT] has signed on --

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[dangermcpowers]

---carcinoGrimer [CG] has signed on---

[Kat]

-- gastlyTrickster [GT] began pestering cankerousGenerator [CG] --

GT: karkat!
GT: kaaaaaaarkaaaaaat.
GT: are you leaving today? starting your ADVENTURE???
GT: i just met up with jade and we are getting ready to head of of town, it is all very exciting.
GT: you will not believe the pokemon i have got, btw. oh my god.
GT: so cute.
GT: also, i hope you remember what else today is! i will be horribly upset if you don't.

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[dangermcpowers]

CG: OH, GOG, IT'S FUCKING YOU AGAIN.
CG: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DAY IT IS. DO YOU THINKING I'M A FREAKING IDIOT LIKE THE REST OF OUR FRIENDS?
CG: IT'S YOUR HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK. OR THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. OR SOMETHING EQUALLY SHITTY AND DUMB.
CG: SO HAPPY HUMAN WRIGGLING DAY.
CG: I'M NOT GOING ON AN ADVENTURE. I'VE DECIDED THAT ADVENTURE IS FOR FUCKING WRIGGLERS. I'M STAYING HOME.

[Kat]

GT: thanks, dude!
GT: i am expecting a present worth at least 1000 pokedollars.
GT: jk, i am not actually expecting anything. the fact that you even remembered is pretty sweet!
GT: but man, staying at home? is that a joke or can you just not bear to be torn away from your shitty troll romcoms?

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[dangermcpowers]

CG: DO NOT THINK THAT THIS IS SOME SORT OF FUCKING GESTURE OF HUMAN FRIENDSHIP ON MY PART, NUMB-NOOK.
CG: HUMANS ARE SIMPLY SO IDIOTIC ABOUT THEIR WRIGGLING DAYS THAT IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND TO FORGET ALL ABOUT YOURS, WHAT WITH THE CONSTANT REMINDERS FROM LITERALLY ALL OF THE JERK-OFFS WE CALL FRIENDS.
CG: MY TROLL ROMCOMS ARE THE OPPOSITE OF SHITTY. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OPPOSITE OF SHITTY, BEING SUPER SHITTY YOURSELF.
CG: IF YOU MUST KNOW, MY KRABBY, DUMB BITCH, AS I LIKE TO CALL HER, WAS HURT. AND I DO NOT WANT TO GO ON ANY SORT OF DUMBASS ADVENTURE THAT COULD HURT HER FURTHER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE AND STUPID. KIND OF LIKE YOU.
CG: OF COURSE, SHE IS KIND OF FEELING BETTER... AND NURSE JOY SAID THAT SHE DEFINITELY HAD THE CAPABILITY OF GOING OUT...

[Kat]

GT: hahaha, okay. not a gesture of friendship, got it. you have me totally CONVINCED.
GT: what kind of a name for a pokemon is dumb bitch, anyway?
GT: it sounds pretty rude.
GT: kind of sounds like a mean name, so it's pretty hilarious you are so worried about her.
GT: and also dumb.
GT: adventures are dangerous, but totally worth it! haven't you ever watched that one movie with fred savage and the lugia?
GT: and if it makes you feel any better, you are waaaaaay more likely to die than your krabby is.

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