Janey's Cookbook

[Jane Crocker]

The Beginning of Something Really Excellent!
Monday 13th April

Hoo hoo hoo! I can't believe its time! I've been really excited to start on my journey. Dad's been having a fit trying to tell me that it might still be too early, but my minds made up. Anyways, Lil Seb's coming with me, so I should be good for now, along with a bunch of Crockercorp merch! Can't get by without a few of those!

I'm so excited to meet everyone. I haven't seen John in a while, so I'll be fun to catch up with him. As far as meeting up with Roxy, Jake, and Dirk, I do hope we don't have any troubles with one another. Meeting them online is one thing, but once the batter flies, chaos ensues.

Mm, I think that's it for now. If anyone listed above reads this, we should meet up somewhere! I'm going to head out of Cerulean in the morning after saying goodbye to the Disciple, so perhaps we can meet on Route 5 or 9 would be good! I'm planning on running over to Vermilion and Saffron to stack up supplies too!

This is it for now.

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[Kat]

oh man jane, it'll be great to see you, too! it's definitely been a while. we're planning on heading through digletts' cave, so perhaps we'll get meet up at the port? or later on, i guess.
we should so have a battle when we do meet up, though!

[OLDROXY]

hey janeyy
whater you talknig about "troubles" haha what a loadsd of bs
is that anyway to tlk about your bffs
im headin over to vermillion we cud meet half way in saffron city rite
finally get to meet u in person wowie
i hope ur excited because U SHUD B

[Jane Crocker]

Sure John, that sounds fun! You should warn me when you're at the cave so I can make sure I'm there early enough to show you up! Nothing like being a step ahead to get the pranksters gambit going eh? Hoo hoo hoo! :B

As for Rox, I'm super excited!! And I didn't mean anything by it! I just think that there could be some things we could potentially disagree on! But meeting in Saffron sounds good! I was hoping to check out the Contest Hall before heading down to the port anyways.

[Kat]

i will pester you as soon as i get there. be on your guard for pranking shenanigans, jane. see you soon (hopefully)!

[OLDROXY]

oh yeah totes ther contest hall is real cool
i think herminolre could do p well in them shes a cutie
tho i dont actually kbnow jackshjit about how contests work
but w/e ill head up to safron nic n eartly and hopefully ill catch u <3

[OLDDIRK]

This is Lil' Hal. I'm taking this message for Dirk because he's currently having his ass handed to him by English in Vermillion. He says that he'll be in Saffron soon to check out the contest hall. He'll probably be participating in a contest.

[Jane Crocker]

Good to...wait what? Well, hope it doesn't end in too much disappointment for either of them. Don't need them to openly hate each other now! But that's good. It seems we're all meeting up at Saffron then.

Ah, I haven't been able to get a hold of Jake either! Can you see if after the battle Dirk will invite him to Saffron? I'd like to see everyone there if possible hoo hoo!

[OLDDIRK]

I'm not really sure what he's doing right now. Jake tackled him like a famished linebacker on the final box of edible jockstraps in the football apocalypse, and I fell face-down on the sand. Can't see a thing. I'll ask him when he picks me up.

[Jane Crocker]

That is...ew. Gross. Thank you for giving me that image, it reeeeeeeeeeeally helped. *note the sarcasm*

But yeah, pass that message on for me when he picks you up again AR, and thanks in advance.

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[myballsareadesert]

so i think its time i dropped by and as a professional blogger and drop you some deets on how to run a successful blog
first off nude pics you gotta pepper your blog posts with them in order to attract the attention of everyone
they dont have to be you neccessarily
i use pictures of naked molerats
the lesson of the story is nudity sells blog views
and at the end of the month isnt that check for six dollars worth it
but i can see potential girl you got it going on all you need to do is learn how to work it
sign up for causes no one cares about and try and make it seem like a big deal
o m g we need to build homes for digletts
they look so sad with their complete lack of facial features
have you ever took the time to listen to your diglet
maybe they want to be clowns it would explain their noses
did u think about that you cis piece of transgendered scum
racist
or something i d k i dont spend the time trying to judge pokemons dreams though that might actually be a pretty kicking blog post if i try and work it
come one come all ill tell you if your pokemon has the potential to be hoenns next top model
welp its time i set out on my own journey ill be back later to leave more tips
work on it crock-pot
me and you will make beautiful blog posts together

[Jane Crocker]

Uh...

I probably understood maybe about 85% of what you said, Dave. It's good to see you too... and I'll keep those tips in mind.

So... Yeah.