mindfang's journal -- translated in actual english

[OldDamara]

since you guys wanted it so bad haha.
her original journal will be quoted in italics. my stuff'll be bolded.

"~ On the 14th 8ilunar perigee of the 2nd dim season's equinox ~ "

dear diary insert bullshit date here.

"The Orphaner poses a caliginous riddle like no other I've met. I am presuming him 8othered 8y jealousy, and it would 8e sickening if it were not so marvelously amusing."

dualscar wants to hate me and is a jealous bitch and he's annoying with it and clingy but it's funny lol

"8ut then, who 8ut royalty could have the finned cheek to show disdain for the manner in which his 8lack lover conducts her red conquests?"

but this cheeky jerk is sticking his nose into my red quadrants when he's my kismesis bitch is nosy.

"Less has acceler8ted meeker than I to homicide, and the viol8tion would hold me aghast, again, if his misgivings did not complement his so endearing arsenal of qu8nt flaws. It is impossi8le to stifle this grin even now as I write. "

other people would have killed him by now, but he's so funny as i said before ahahaha see he's so funny i'm smiling now as i write this shit's high comedy.

"He surely understands this as my maritime overlord, a superior while through gritting fangs he would concede the expanse of my plunder makes his seem hardly worthwhile to trou8le a map with good ink over.

he's a higher blood than me and as a result, knows that i could kill him if i ever grew tired of him. he's technically royalty, but even he can agree that i'm the best fuckin pirate ever yo ho ho.

"I know he understands. I will take what I want. I expect nothing less from Dualscar, and truly, less would offend me.

i know he gets it and if he didn't then he wouldn't be my kismesis at the moment duh.

"Is it the crude 8lood of the suitors from which I have taken enjoyment recently?"

is he mad because i've been mackin on lowbloods?

"If his displeasure is with my 8lithe treatment of the social order then he has either not spent enough time in the warm company of my indifference, or is simply very stupid."

if he's really mad about how i don't give a shit about the hemospectrum, he really hasn't been hanging with me enough or he's a dumbass (translator's note: probably the latter haha)

"I saw the look he gave. He's so secure in knowing I can't feel what's in his mind he forgets the tr8torous ways of his own face. His little looks are words to me, interjections in our deliciously 8itter repartee.

i don't even need to read his mind to know that he's a jealous asshole. his face gives it all away and i can tell what he's feeling just by his expression

"First a look as I summon a slave from the hold, with such ease 8etween my remarks. Why yes, Dualscar, they were the very slaves in your hold until 8ut this hour. Another ship deployed carelessly, languishing in strategic vulnera8ility. Is this not our routine? Our dance? What is this look, my dear kismesis? Is it shame? Envy? Contempt for what he knows will follow? "

he first looks jealous when i get a slave that used to be his less than an hour ago. i beat up his ship as usual. is he ashamed? jealous? upset because he knows i'm gonna smooch the shit outta this slave?

"I nod her over. She is fearful and it makes her prettier. He scoffs without a movement or sound. I know there is disgust feeding the shadows in his corner of my 8lock.

i oggle dolly's choice body. she's scared of me and that's just really hot i mean it. he makes a stupid noise from his pity party corner, and he's really jealous i mean it.

"At least prick her in the light, he surely thinks. Determine what vulgar hue she 8leeds 8efore persisting with your a8asement, Marquise. Do try to understand, Orphaner.

i know that he wants to at least see what colour her blood is before i start kissin her. but that bitch is crazy i swear like he's so dumb.

"Not knowing is the point, and if you truly understood this, your crusade against the Gam8lignants would not 8e among our Grand High8lood's most uproarious punchlines. (If only one truly needed to 8e so high to find it amusing!) And so not knowing, I take her will, 8ut leave enough of it to enjoy her response."

dumbass doesn't know that it's funner not to know. maybe if he weren't so dumb his attempts to fuck with my ships wouldn't be such a joke.
so anyways i still don't know her blood colour but i take over a part of her mind. i still leave some of her will there, but i can make her do what i want anyway.

"Her hands are in my service 8ut they still shake. They unfasten the first 8utton at my jacket's waist, clumsily. I have masked the line 8etween my puppeteering and her volition exquisitely, and her uncertainty over her own control fuels her fear. She unfastens the second 8utton, and 8etween the second and third, I make a casual remark to Dualscar, continuing our convers8tion. He does not respond. "

i make her start stripping me and she does what i'm controlling her to do, but she doesn't know if she's doing it on her own free will or if i'm making her do everything. it's really cool ahaha (translator's note mindfangs a fuckin bitch). she gets scared but i start to try to small talk with dualscar, but he doesn't say anything else the rude hoe.

"I look again at the face of my slave, imagining for a moment her mind is not an unguarded port to her every dread. I imagine I cannot feel her conviction that it's not merely a matter of whether she will 8e put to the irons, 8ut how hot they will 8e if she fails to please."

i look at dolly and consider that i can't make her do the most disgusting things ever blah blah uncomfortable talking about punishing her otherwise this is gross

"Poor thing. Her horns make attractive shapes and pair themselves pleasantly amidst her violent snarls of hair. Her fingers, which I have lost track of, to my surprise have come 8etween the petticoat and my skin. The heat of her touch tells me the likely range for the color of her 8lood."

i almost feel bad for her. but wow she's super hot and has messy tousled hair and her fingers are touching me and it's really hot but apparently certain blood colours have different body heats and hers tells me that she's probably a green blood.

"I wouldn't have guessed it to look at her, not with her sign stripped. Her mouth opens slightly and I squint. Ah! Razor sharp, and none missing. Perfect. How disappointing it is to find quivering lips hiding dull teeth. I pause to consider. What will her fear 8ecome if I choose to show her mercy later? And even, in days, kindness? Will this 8e the red dalliance that 8ecomes fully flushed?

her sign's been stripped so i never would have guessed that. most slaves are lower bloods. her mouth opens and i see sharp teeth!!! yes!!! so hot!! i hate it when hot scared people have shitty teeth!!
hmm. now i wonder if i could be merciful or even (shuuuddeerr) nice to her later. will she love me if i did? will we become hot girlfriends???

"Love demands my cunning just as my raids. If it is to 8e, she will never understand how thoroughly she was manipul8ted, her 8ody, her mind, her devotion."

i'm a huge creep when it comes to burning ships down AND making people love me. i'm talented! if she WERE to love me, she'd never know what parts she actually feels for me and what parts i just put in.

"I remem8er Dualscar again. My distraction from our 8anter was momentarily a8solute, and I inquire into the shadows. 8ut he is gone."

oh shit dualscar. right. i was distracted whoops! i call to him but the dumb hoe left.

"Then go, my kismesis. Fume with the indign8tion I gave you. I can only pray it 8lackens our 8ond. I must know such exhi8itions agit8 him and hence why I 8other, otherwise it would 8e easy to dismiss him 8efore I partook. Let it 8e a gift of antagoniz8tion to you, my dear rival, on which you may 8rew pitch for me anew. And if it is true envy, a vermilion yearning I can't a8ide, then though it pains me it will 8e farewell. "

fine bitch leave, i hope you're hella pissed right now. i hope you hate me more, because that's why i did all this! just so you hated me more! isn't that great?
he wants to be in the red quadrant with me (fuck that!!) so bye dualscar have fun with your right hand i guess.

"Alas, it may 8e that I am too good at spurring h8. Too good, at least, for him. I only hope he is not so foolish as to tread a path of less torrid malice. "

but hot damn am i good at making people hate me. i really hope that he doesn't platonically hate me because of this. that would really suck.




part two comin later i guess.

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[doorlord]

This is beautiful and you're a good person.

[OldDamara]

"My suspicions have 8een confirmed. I'm not grinning anymore, Dualscar.

Our orderly contention has dissolved right 8efore my vision 8fold. It was once a handsome 8lack, 8ut now sits like good strong tea sullied and cooled 8y unwelcome dairy.

Thus my heart was 8roken twice. I was fond of the slave. There was surely promise in her red investment. He had her assassin8ed.

oh my god this stupid hoe really doesn't hate me anymore. it's all lukewarm and now he really hates me like how lame it that.

not only did he kismesis break up with me, but he killed dolly. that sucks i really liked her. :'B

"And so I am visited 8y a 8it of 8ad luck for a change. It's not possi8le to evade it forever, I suppose. I will simply have to endure the misfortune of o8serving his 8ase and artless measures of retali8tion."

for once i have bad luck sighs. oh well it was bound to happen eventually. this sucks now i have to go through him trying to get back at me in really lame ways.

"He's applied his own resources to increase the 8ounty on my head. I wonder if he intends such a laugha8ly ineffectual gesture as anything more than a formality, a sym8ol of his intent. If not, my smile. How it threatens to revisit. Almost."

he's made the bounty on my head higher which is really stupid. he's just trying to prove a point to me but damn it's not gonna do anything.
maybe he's just trying to show that he means business, but if it's not that i'm gonna smile again ur scared now

"I've 8roken laws, yes. 8ut what has there 8een to pay for? If any act I've taken should demand a 8ounty, it was paid up front. I foot the 8ill myself with guile and supremacy."

so what if i've broken laws? i'm so great and smart that those aspects of me are the payment like wow aren't i so great.

"If only my hoard were as 8ottomless as his desire to disappoint me. He is set on cowardice, deferring to others to settle his score. "

man i wish my fleet were as big as his stupidity and malice then i'd never run out of people. he's cowardly and wants other people to take care of me for him.

"Doesn't he remem8er what he's confided? It would 8e easy to give the evidence to Her Imperious Condescension, and he would 8e killed quickly for his unthinka8le presumption. He's taken a gr8 risk har8oring red am8itions for an empress who will never even know his name. Not that I'll sink to his tactics. "

but wow he's told me a lot about himself does he not remember that? i could just give the foxy empress evidence and he'd be killed dead. he's had this mad crush on the empress but she doesn't even know him.

but i'm not him so i won't sink that low and tell her haha

"8ut then, he feels safety in knowing this. My sources say he is en route."

he knows i won't do that so he feels safe. buuut i have outside sources and he's comin up close to me haha he's dumb.

"I've learned Dualscar has reported to the Grand High8lood all the intelligence he has on me and my fleet. It was inform8tion he'd guarded closely to protect our once mutually cherished rivalry. He couldn't let it fall into the wrong hands, lest another 8esiege me more effectively and cause me to wax for the usurper. Not that he'd raised that mast particularly high himself. Ah, the shortcomings I manage to overlook for the sake of a lover. "

dualscar told everything about me to the grand highblood, which used to be information he kept only for himself. he didn't want anyone else attacking me and becoming kismesises with me.
but he never was too detestable. i had to look past that because he was my lover. aren't i just so nice?

"I would have enjoyed witnessing the entertainment he prepared to please the High8lood. His sense of humor was dreadful. It would have 8een a true miracle if he survived the appointment. "

i wish i could have seen him try to crack jokes with the grand highblood which is how you get him to listen to you i guess. he couldn't tell a joke to save his life OH WAIT HAHA he died because of it lmao

"Funny, I always imagined a grander entry in my journal for your demise, Dualscar. 8ut I should have realized you would die as you lived. A joke. One more humorous little sacrifice kindly given to the Su8juggl8ors, and one step closer to the release of the Vast Honk they prophesize. I am overjoyed to understand now this was always your destiny."

i always thought i'd write about him dying in a more extravagant way-- lmao jk he was a huge joke just a pawn to the grand highblood woop woop




part three incoming

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[OldDamara]

"
It's 8een nearly a week since Dualscar's fitting end and I'd all 8ut forgotten the matter. It seems the Su8juggl8ors were not particularly inspired 8y his revel8tions a8out my affairs. Sources tell me their response was to commission one of the court's neophyte legislacerators to conduct the investig8tion and 8ring me to justice."

it's been a week oh no do trolls use the terminology week i guess now they do since dualscar died and i sorta forgot about it haha.
no subjugglators really wanted to come after me on account of this, but they somehow bothered to ask some greenhorn legislacerator to bring me to justice like what is this bullshit.


"Neophyte Redglare is reported to 8e quite talented. I find no reason to dou8t this. Still, how can I 8e caused any unrest to learn their recourse is to send a lone, inexperienced 8ureaucrat to apprehend me? "

redglare is supposed to be super talented (in bed :::;) )* but i'm not scared. she's just one inexperienced chick like wow lame.
*paraphrasing


"I cannot view this as anything other than full concession 8y the High8loods. They now only seek to maintain the appearance of pursuing me. May8e they find my exploits amusing? I couldn't possi8ly disagree. Those rare moments when my superiors show wisdom come perilously close to restoring my faith in the social order."

it's like they're only pretending to still really go after me. i think they find what i do amusing. that's so true! those guys are smart i almost think that maybe our social order is ok for once.

"As for Redglare, it would surprise me if I ever heard her name again. If she finds me then I welcome her challenge. 8ut I am so confident she will play no relevant role in my future, I won't even 8other peering into my oracle to satisfy my curiosity."

but that foxy redglare? nah i doubt she'll come up sabotage my career take my arm and vision eightfold. if she manages to find me she can try all she wants, but surely she won't really get anywhere. i'm not even gonna check the cue ball how's THAT for hubris, hamlet?


ok gotta find the rest brb

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[OldDamara]

"Much fanfare was made of the trial. More than I would have dared to hope. It seems my luck has 8een returning of l8."

my trial has a lot of hype around it. damn, i'm popular! this could work out to my benefit.

"The High8loods surely intended to make a spectacle of my conviction. They filled the court8lock with peasants ravenous for the comeuppance of a 8lue 8lood. I wasn't a8out to deny them what they came for."

the highbloods are makin this like the casey anthony trial. the court is full of lowbloods who wanna see a blueblood die. they're gonna get that (but it wont be me wow i'm sneaky hehehehe)

"It was kind of the authorities to supply me with phalanx of such impressiona8le spect8ors. The weak wills were nearly as thick in the air as the rust in their veins. Funny how my other senses seem to have piqued since exchanging glances with the dragon. What an extraordinary specimen. How I've come to covet the creature since it ruined my fleet. I know too well the whispers of a dangerous new infatu8tion when they 8eckon. 8ut I digress."

it was really nice of the authorities to give me a ton'a guys in the audience that i could mind control. they're super easy to control i mean it.
ever since that dragon burned out my eye, my other senses honed in more. weird. i really want that dragon it's super cool! i know that it's probably a little too dangerous to go after, but whatever i'm gettin off topic let me show you how i killed dis bitch.

"It was simple enough to nudge the hostility of the low8loods from one aristocrat to another. The su8juggl8ors could not have 8een pleased, 8ut nor could they have 8een altogether unamused, I would expect. I wonder if this was part of their unfathoma8le game? I'll never understand their riddles."

it was really easy to make the lowblood's anger towards me turn to anger towards the (super hot and perfect) redglare. the subjuggulators were probably annoyed, but don't you think this would also be funny to them? did they mean for this to happen? those wacky clown dudes! i'll never get them.

"I only regret I didn't get to hear the opening st8ment the neophyte had prepared against me. The case she compiled from all that evidence she 8urned must have been damning. I 8et her remarks would have stung worse than when she severed my arm. She certainly would have shown me gr8ter mercy 8y taking the other instead!"

i'm really kinda upset that i didn't hear redglare's opening statement for the case. the case itself would have spelled instant death for me, you know, even though she burned all the evidence along with my ship. haha! she probably would have been really rudely sassy about it, hurting me more that when she cut off my arm! man if i actually had to suffer through that, i might have preferred that she cut my other arm off instead.

"Alas, I mock to disguise the extent of my regret.

Had my escape not necessit8ed her demise, she would have made a lovely rival. If she'd only discarded her childish preoccup8tion with justice, we might have made a striking scourge. Had we inched 8lacker we'd have torn red miles across the land and sea. Unfortun8ly, the only miles to 8e found through her 8ureaucratic calling were those of red tape. When so ensnared, one is eventually 8ound to 8e choked.

With the court8lock cleared, all that remained to o8struct my freedom was His Honora8le Tyranny himself."

but i'm just mocking her to make her less... desirable (:::;D). if i hadn't had to kill her, she would have been a really hot kismesis. if she had tossed away the hard-on she had for justice, we would have made a.... striking scourge (en: get it like the scourge sisters hehehe). if we had gone just a little more black in our relations, we would have torn RED MILES (that's like death not foreshadowing k) everywhere. however, the law and government sucks and she was only preoccupied with that so yeah i killed her.

when the court cleared i just had to kill the big honorable tyranny and that's it then i was home free.

"Upon reflection, Redglare showed the foresight of a true seer in thieving my arm 8efore the trial."

redglare might have expected this! it was smart of her to take my arm in case this happened.

"It permitted a fair fight."

it gave me a handicap to the big guy but I WON ANYWAY AHAHA



this was hard for me to write i love redglare so much sighs.

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[dollux]

that was absolutely incredible please become a teacher