Troll Biology

[Kat]

If we're talking non-biological headcanons, I'd like to say again that I firmly believe troll matespritship works the same way as human love.

See this post on the trollmegle forums for why.

[Gamzee Makara]

This doesn't have much to do with anyone here but my kismesis and I were talking about the avengers and she said "CA has the best butt," (referring to Captain America) but we both noticed and now I have the headcanon that Eridan has a choice ass.

[Jade Harley]

May 14, 2012 20:28:56 GMT Gamzee Makara said:

This doesn't have much to do with anyone here but my kismesis and I were talking about the avengers and she said "CA has the best butt," (referring to Captain America) but we both noticed and now I have the headcanon that Eridan has a choice ass.

You just adopted a headcanon that Eridan has a choice ass? It's practically canon. /eyeroll
(not sorry)


(yolo)

[Kat]

Troll biology: Eridan has a nice butt.
I don't... this is good.

But ooh does this mean we're talking about bodystuck here are mine idgaf if nobody asked.

In height order:
Vriska: Really tall. Lanky with long limbs. Flat chested. You can see her ribs.
Aradia: Hourglass figure. Curvy.
Kanaya: Pear shaped. Big hips but smallish boobs.
Nepeta: Top heavy, muscular. Average boobs.
Terezi: Short. Slightly chubby. tits and ass.
Feferi: Really short with twiglike limbs. Childish looking.

I did a picture but it's KIND OF SHITTY.

Boys: I don't care about the boys all you need to know is Karkat is short and Equius is tall and Gamzee is just regular height.

Actually screw it here we go.

Karkat: Shortest troll same height as Feferi but more slim not all bulky.
Eridan: Mostly just kind of normal looking though he's a little shorter than average.
Sollux: Skinny as fuck like Vriska but not as tall.
Gamzee: Basically the same as Sollux help my male headcanons have no variety.
Tavros: Really tall once he gets out of the chair? Or was tall back when his legs worked I guess. Also really top, heavy with muscular arms.
Equius: REALLY TALL AND MUSCULAR ALL OVER.

EDIT: Oops I completely changed the order the second time?? Well here's my order for all of them shortest-tallest.

Feferi
Karkat
Terezi
Nepeta
Eridan
Kanaya
Eridan
Sollux
Aradia
Gamzee
Tavros
Vriska
Equius

[Gamzee Makara]

Dammit john now i wanna post the rest of mine. Maek it purty 4 me kk?
Aradia: Medium height, busty, lots of lean muscle.
Tavros: Relatively tall, like 5'10ish sans chair? Muscular arms, stocky in general.
Sollux: 5'9, skinny as all fuck. Give this boy a sandwich. Nice hands, though.
Karkat: Short (3rd shortest) and somewhat pudgy. V self concious about it.
Nepeta: Lean, muscular, on the shorter side of average. Kind of flat chested. Kind of boyish. Slim hips and waist.
Kanaya: Wide hipped, busty, slightly heavy. Very maternal sort of figure. Slightly taller than average.
Terezi: Slim but curvy. Tits and ass. Thin waist. 2nd shortest.
Vriska: Ironing-board figure. Tallest girl. Way too skinny. Somewhat thick thighs.
Equius: Not as muscular as you would think. Wiry muscle, not bulky. 2nd tallest; looks like he'll grow more. Broad shouldered. Nice legs.
Gamzee: Tallest. Has a lanky teenagery look to him, like he grew a lot in a very short period of time and didn't eat enough to make up for it. Visible ribs, prominant hipbones. Would look good if he gained a bit of weight. Long-limbed.
Eridan: Half-inch shorter than Equius. Slender. Probably fairly aesthetically pleasing by most standards if not a tad lanky. Hot butt--*shot*. But yeah, slightly broad-hipped.
Feferi: Slim, but probably puts on weight easily. Hourglass figure. The shortest.