Post by Kat on Jan 22, 2012 9:12:53 GMT
IC chat log featuring john, Jade, Karkat and Aradia! (copypasta-ing it was a bitch, though! Dunno if we'll find a better way for doing it.) There's some inconsistency with names since we started off guests and then made chatango accounts.
ectoBiologist: hey guys, any of you there?
gardenGnostic: i am!!
ectoBiologist: hey jade!
ectoBiologist: i guess we'll be meeting up tomorow, huh?
gardenGnostic: yup! i'm so exited! thisis going to be sooo much fun
carcinoGeneticist: STOP EXPECTING SOMETHING GOOD TO COME OUT OF IT, IT'S SO FUCKING IRRITATING. WITH THE PEOPLE WE KNOW, IT'S CLEARLY GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A FIASCO OF UNPARALLELED PROPORTIONS.
gardenGnostic: ugh! you are always such a downer :/
EctoBiologist: urgh, karkat! jade is right.
EctoBiologist: this is our pokemon journey, karkat! where is your enthusiasm?
carcinoGeneticist: IS ENTHUSIASM A REQUIREMENT FOR POKEMON JOURNEYS NOW? FUCK, I GUESS I'M SCREWED THEN.
carcinoGeneticist: THERE GOES THAT FANTASTIC POSSIBILITY OF TREKKING THROUGH THE WILDERNESS WITH A BAND OF IDIOTS, EXPERIENCING THE THRILL OF FRIENDSHIP.
EctoBiologist: probably! your pokemon will totally detect your downer-ness.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY CAN DO THAT?
EctoBiologist: pfft, you know you're going to enjoy it!
EctoBiologist: of course they can, pokemon are pretty smart.
gardenGnostic: of course they can! pokemon are super in-tune with emotions
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY SPEECH HOLE, JOHN.
EctoBiologist: hahaha, we totally said the same thing there, jade.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL ENJOY NOTHING BUT THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY IN BATTLE.
EctoBiologist: if you say so! don't expect any victories against me, though.
gardenGnostic: winning isn't everything, you know
carcinoGeneticist: UGH. WHAT IS THAT THING YOU JUST SAID, BOTH OF YOU.
EctoBiologist: dad is giving me a pokemon tomorrow since it is my birthday and we are going to kick ass!
carcinoGeneticist: RIDICULOUS.
EctoBiologist: and more importantly, be best friends.
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T GET COCKY ON ME, I WILL HAND YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO YOU AS I HAVE BEEN PREPARED TO DO FOR YEARS NOW.
carcinoGeneticist: OH GOD, NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
EctoBiologist: bluuuuh. you'll see! you are the one who will get his ass handed to him.
gardenGnostic: i've had my growlithe becquerel for a while now! we're best friends : )
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT MAKE THIS OBVIOUS FAILURE OF A POKEMON JOURNEY EVEN WORSE BY ATTEMPTING TO FILL IT TO THE BRIM WITH FRIENDSHIP.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
EctoBiologist: pokemon is all about friendship!
EctoBiologist: your pokemon is gonna hate you, haha.
carcinoGeneticist: OK, IF POKEMON IS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, HOW COME WE HAVE POKEMON BATTLES INSTEAD OF POKEMON PLAYDATES?
EctoBiologist: uhh.
carcinoGeneticist: EXACTLY, NUMBNUTS.
EctoBiologist: you can befriend somebody by beating them in battle!
EctoBiologist: that's what happens in most of my movies.
carcinoGeneticist: I HOPE NOT, I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU GUYS TO DEAL WITH.
gardenGnostic: i think pokemon enjoy fighting. they think it's fun : )
carcinoGeneticist: POKEMON AND I WILL HAVE SHITLOADS IN COMMON THEN.
carcinoGeneticist: IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
EctoBiologist: oh yeah, that's true.
gardenGnostic: it's like when people wrestle or something, it's all good fun!
EctoBiologist: yeah, kind of like our own verbal spars!
EctoBiologist: because i know you don't reeeally mean half of the nasty thing you say.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY ARE NEVER VERBAL SPARS, JOHN. THEY ARE ALWAYS A VERBAL MASSACRE YOU ARE TOO RETARDED TO NOTICE.
EctoBiologist: they are not! i think i'd notice being massacred.
carcinoGeneticist: SO YOU'D THINK, AND YET IT NEVER HAPPENS.
gardenGnostic: and doesn't a massacre usually involve killing a lot of people? ) :
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S LIKE A MASSACRE FOCUSED ON ONE PERSON, JADE.
EctoBiologist: yeah! killing one person over and over isn't really a massacre.
EctoBiologist: can you kill a person more than once, anyway?
carcinoGeneticist: MY GOD, DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LITERALLY, YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID.
carcinoGeneticist: I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE.
gardenGnostic: i don't know? maybe if they came back to life you could. but that might mean they are a zombie : o
EctoBiologist: or a ghost pokemon! you know some scientists think certain species of ghosts were once humans?
EctoBiologist: crazy, huh?
gardenGnostic: i think i've read that! that's sooooo creepy! some ghost pokemon can be really scary
EctoBiologist: i know, but i think they are really cool too!
EctoBiologist: though if i ever ran into one it would probably freak me out.
gardenGnostic: like some ghost pokemon look super cute, but then you read up on them and find out they are actually really mean! ):
carcinoGeneticist: WELL, HAH, YOU ARE GOING TO RUN INTO GHOST POKEMON AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. IS THAT DETERRENT ENOUGH TO JUST STAY HOME?
EctoBiologist: no way! confronting fears is just a test of bravery.
gardenGnostic: plus, there are so many cool things out there to see! i can't wait to meet up with you guys : D
EctoBiologist: yeah! are you taking to boat from cinebar overnight, jade?
gardenGnostic: yup! this will be my first time off the island : D i can't wait!!!!
EctoBiologist: because it'd be really awesome if you got here tomorrow morning.
EctoBiologist: and it's my birthday! heh.
EctoBiologist: i've never really ever left pallet, either. i'm a bit nervous setting off.
carcinoGeneticist: WHY BE NERVOUS. IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH BETTER, EVEN WITH THE BUGS INFESTING YOUR AIR SPACE. REALLY. ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE, I SWEAR.
EctoBiologist: hey, what's so bad about pallet town?
gardenGnostic: well you shouldn't worry because it will be your birthday and all your firends will be there and it will be so much fun! not to mention we all have awesome pokemon to help out if something goes amiss : )
EctoBiologist: i'll probably miss my dad a whole lot.
EctoBiologist: yeah! i can't wait to find out what type of pokemon i'm getting.
EctoBiologist: what do you have, karkat?
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S... A SURPRISE.
carcinoGeneticist: A REALLY BADASS AWESOME SURPRISE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU GAPING LIKE A FUCKING MAGIKARP.
EctoBiologist: oh man, really?
gardenGnostic: aw! you sure it has to be a surpize? i don't want to be the only person who doesn't have a surpize pokemon
EctoBiologist: i look forward to seeing it then.
EctoBiologist: nah, i think some of the others have had their pokemon for a while too.
EctoBiologist: i bet karkat's is somthing totally lame and he is just embarrased about it.
gardenGnostic: oh that's good then. don't want to be the odd one out or anything!
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP, JOHN. I THOUGHT ALL POKEMON WERE MAGICAL SPLENDID HAPPY CHEERFUL FRIENDS TO YOU, AND THAT ALL OF THEM WERE JUST PEACHY. GOD, YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE.
EctoBiologist: shhh, they can be friends and still be kinda lame.
EctoBiologist: like you! hahahaha.
carcinoGeneticist: WOW. WOW, THAT JAB AT ME YOU JUST MADE THERE HAS GOT ME CHOKING ON MY OWN GOD DAMN LAUGHTER.
EctoBiologist: laughter? damn, you're supposed to be close to tears at my unbelievably sick burn.
EctoBiologist: ah, one sec you two. dad's calling me about something. brb!
gardenGnostic: okay : o
EctoBiologist: okay, i'm back!
gardenGnostic: welcome back then! : )
EctoBiologist: he says i should get some rest for my adventure tomorow but i said in a bit.
EctoBiologist: i mean, i'm going to be 13 tommorow! that's totally old enough to stay up a bit later.
gardenGnostic: hehe yeah! i should go to bed soon myself but i'm just so exited! plus, i don't even know if i can sleep on an overnight boat trip
apocalypseArisen: 0h hey there every0ne
gardenGnostic: oh hello! : )
apocalypseArisen: ready f0r 0ur j0urney t0m0rr0w? i kn0w i am
carcinoGeneticist: I'M NOT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE TOMORROW ENTAILS GETTING DISGUSTINGLY CHUMMY WITH A COUPLE OF ASSWIPES I KNOW FROM THE INTERNET.
ectobiologist: hey aradia!
carcinoGeneticist: BUT HI, ARADIA. WHERE THE HELL IS SOLLUX.
gardenGnostic: i'm so ready! i just can't wait at all!
apocalypseArisen: i d0nt kn0w where he is
ectobiologist: it's going to be awesome! i don't think there's anyway i'm sleeping tonight.
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u guys have y0ur p0kem0n yet 0r are y0u waiting t0 g0 get 0ne after registrati0n
carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S ODD. WHATEVER, HE'S PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING POINTLESS AND RIDICULOUS. NOT MY PROBLEM.
ectobiologist: my dad's giving me one as a birthday present tommorow!
apocalypseArisen: 0h thats right its y0ur birthday t0m0rr0w huh
ectobiologist: karkat is being all cage-y about his pokemon, haha.
ectobiologist: yup! i'm gonna be 13.
gardenGnostic: i have my pokemon already. he is a growlithe named becquerel : )
apocalypseArisen: happy birthday j0hn!
carcinoGeneticist: I AM NOT BEING CAGEY, I AM BEING FUCKING MYSTIFYING.
carcinoGeneticist: AND IT'S A REALLY COOL POKEMON.
apocalypseArisen: c00l! my p0kem0n is a gastly and shes g0ing t0 be the best
gardenGnostic: bec is such a good pokemon! good pokemon, best friend : )
ectobiologist: you can wish me happy birthday when we meet in person.
apocalypseArisen: im g0ing t0 ev0lve her int0 a gengar 0ne day
apocalypseArisen: ill be sure t0 d0 that!
ectobiologist: gastly? ooooh. me and jade were totally talking about ghosts earlier.
carcinoGeneticist: IT FITS. IT FITS STUPIDLY WELL.
carcinoGeneticist: SPOOKY POKEMON FOR A SPOOKY GIRL, I GUESS.
apocalypseArisen: hush karkat
apocalypseArisen: im n0t sp00ky at all what are y0u talking ab0ut
ectobiologist: yeah karkat, shhhh.
apocalypseArisen: 0r d0 y0u mean that stunt i pulled 0n y0u that 0ne time
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT SHHH ME, EGBERT.
ectobiologist: aradia is totally cool and not at all spooky.
apocalypseArisen: haha y0u th0ught every0ne died that 0ne time
ectobiologist: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP.
carcinoGeneticist: AND ALSO YOU SHUT UP.
carcinoGeneticist: X2 SHUT UP
ectobiologist: (hehehehe.)
apocalypseArisen: 0u0
apocalypseArisen: wait wh00ps thats silly
ectobiologist: nah, i think it looks kinda cute.
gardenGnostic: i think that face is cute though! : )
apocalypseArisen: 0h well thank y0u
ectobiologist: wow jade, we are totally on the same page tonight.
apocalypseArisen: every0ne else says it l00ks stupid th0ugh
gardenGnostic: john we keep on saying the same things : o
apocalypseArisen: its like y0ure b0th twins 0r s0mething
ectobiologist: maybe we are! who knows.
gardenGnostic: but we don't have the same birthday! that is like requirement #1 for twins :/
ectobiologist: oh yeah, true!
apocalypseArisen: weird
apocalypseArisen: well whatever i think it w0uld be pretty weird t0 be related t0 any0ne
gardenGnostic: i don't think it would be that weird. it might be fun having a brother os sister! : )
apocalypseArisen: i dunn0
ectobiologist: trolls don't really have brothers and sisters, do they?
apocalypseArisen: n0pe
ectobiologist: although in a way you guys are all related to each other?
ectobiologist: so weird!
apocalypseArisen: i think its better if we just n0t think ab0ut it
gardenGnostic: hehe okay then : )
apocalypseArisen: anyway h0w are y0u guys d0ing with y0ur p0kem0n
apocalypseArisen: mine really likes me!
ectobiologist: awww, i don't even know yet!
ectobiologist: i want my pokemon now, dammit.
apocalypseArisen: im sure y0ull get t0 see them t0m0rr0w
gardenGnostic: bec and I are best friends! : )
ectobiologist: yeah! and i know we'll be such great friends, haha.
apocalypseArisen: i w0nder what p0kem0n karkat has
ectobiologist: urgh, yes. me too.
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T BREAK YOUR PAN OVER IT.
ectobiologist: haha, i'll try not to!
carcinoGeneticist: WHATEVER POKEMON IT IS, IT'S ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT I WILL TRAIN IT TO BECOME A PARAGON OF FIERCENESS AND VICTORY.
carcinoGeneticist: SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
ectobiologist: pfft, that's so silly.
ectobiologist: you probably have like... a jigglypuff!
gardenGnostic: Oh man look at the time! I really need to get ready for my boat ride, so see you guys tomorow! : )
ectobiologist: bye jade! see you tommorow.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU CAN HAVE THE JIGGLYPUFF. IT COULD SING FOR YOU, SINCE EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS YOU CAN'T DO IT.
ectobiologist: hey, my singing is awesome! you're just jealous you don't have my raw talent.
apocalypseArisen: maybe its a crab p0kem0n
apocalypseArisen: y0u kn0w because karkat is s0 krabby 0u0
ectobiologist: oh that'd be appropriate. nice one!
carcinoGeneticist: THAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING MY VISUAL CENTERS HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF VIEWING.
carcinoGeneticist: AS IF.
apocalypseArisen: then what is it karkat
carcinoGeneticist: SO YOU'RE NOT SPOOKY, BUT I AM CRABBY. OK. OK, GOOD TO KNOW THE BASE LEVEL OF IDIOCY MY WORLD OPERATES AT HAS NOT CHANGED RECENTLY.
carcinoGeneticist: UH
carcinoGeneticist: I TOLD YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST POKEMON!
ectobiologist: so then you swear it's not a crab?
apocalypseArisen: pleeeease
ectobiologist: c'mon, tell us!
apocalypseArisen: y0u kn0w n0ne 0f us are g0ng t0 st0p b0thering y0u ab0ut it until y0u break and tell us
carcinoGeneticist: SHOVE IT, I WON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT IT UNTIL TOMORROW.
carcinoGeneticist: AND I SWEAR NO SUCH THING.
apocalypseArisen: c0me 0000n
ectobiologist: so it miiiiiight be a crab pokemon? heh.
apocalypseArisen: maybe its a k0rphish instead
apocalypseArisen: i hear theyre basically str0nger krabby
apocalypseArisen: s0llux t0ld me s0!
carcinoGeneticist: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
carcinoGeneticist: IT REALLY DOES NOT MATTER.
apocalypseArisen: yes it d0es!
carcinoGeneticist: FIRSTLY BECAUSE BY ASSOCIATION OF BEING MY POKEMON, MY POKEMON IS ALREADY A TAKE-NO-PRISONERS GRADE-A BADASS.
apocalypseArisen: yeah well we w0uldnt kn0w that unless y0u t0ld us what it was
apocalypseArisen: are y0u... getting defensive 0ver y0ur p0kem0n karkat?
carcinoGeneticist: AND SECONDLY BECAUSE ONCE I GET A SCYTHER, I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE IN BATTLE.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NOT NECESSARILY.
apocalypseArisen: y0u s0und like y0u are
EctoBiologister: yeah, you kinda do.
EctoBiologister: and oh wow, a scyther? it that a thing you're planning on catching?
apocalypseArisen: w0w g00d luck
apocalypseArisen: i hear theyre crazy imp0ssible t0 catch in the safari z0ne
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME. I WILL DO IT.
apocalypseArisen: ill catch m0ltres!
EctoBiologister: oh hell yes.
EctoBiologister: we will get all the legendries.
apocalypseArisen: werent there legends ab0ut him living in vict0ry r0ad?
apocalypseArisen: 0h man what if we d0 run int0 him
apocalypseArisen: n0w im just even m0re excited!
EctoBiologister: maybe even shiny legendaries! we are that badass.
EctoBiologister: well, i was being sarcastic in the first place!
carcinoGeneticist: UGH, ENOUGH OF THAT LUCK BULL SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO START SOUNDING LIKE SERKET.
apocalypseArisen: hey i never said anything ab0ut luck
apocalypseArisen: luck isnt even a thing
carcinoGeneticist: IT ISN'T.
EctoBiologister: i have all of the luck! aaaaaaaall of it.
EctoBiologister: am i doing it right?
carcinoGeneticist: GOD DAMN IT JOHN
EctoBiologister: ::
EctoBiologister: (hehehehehe.)
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T EVEN IMITATE HER, SHE FEEDS OFF OF THAT SORT OF ATTENTION LIKE A LEECH.
carcinoGeneticist: A LEECH WITH EIGHT LEGS AND EIGHT EYES.
EctoBiologister: bluh, fiiiiiiiine.
apocalypseArisen: i d0nt particularly like vriska myself
EctoBiologister: i think she's kinda cool. but we haven't had much chance to talk.
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY TOMORROW HAS GREAT POTENTIAL OF BEING A HEINOUS DISASTER.
apocalypseArisen: as l0ng as she d0esnt pick 0n tavr0s it sh0uldnt be t00 bad
EctoBiologister: you're just saying that! you're as excited to see everyone as i am.
apocalypseArisen: hey what ab0ut th0se 0ther f0ur kids i havent had much 0f a chance t0 talk t0 them
carcinoGeneticist: JADE'S OTHER FRIENDS? I GUESS THEY'RE COMING TOO.
apocalypseArisen: s0 what are they like
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u even kn0w?
carcinoGeneticist: NO, BUT THEY'RE HUMAN, SO THEY MUST ALSO BE TERRIBLE.
carcinoGeneticist: WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THESE THINGS?
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u always have t0 be s0 rude
EctoBiologister: i've talked to jake a little, he seems pretty cool!
EctoBiologister: and karkat, you're a total racist.
carcinoGeneticist: WHAT.
carcinoGeneticist: THESE ARE SIMPLE TRUTHS.
EctoBiologister: hey, not all humans are terrible!
apocalypseArisen: yeah s0me 0f them are pretty c00l
apocalypseArisen: pers0nally i like r0se the m0st
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S SO PRESUMPTUOUS.
EctoBiologister: not me? i'm hurt, aradia. sooo hurt.
apocalypseArisen: 0h st0p it j0hn y0ure pretty cl0se t00
EctoBiologister: rose is great! she's just way smarter than you.
carcinoGeneticist: JUST BECAUSE SHE KEEPS A DICTIONARY AT HER COMPUTERSIDE, IT DOESN'T MAKE HER SOME KIND OF SAVANT.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT SHE IS A SAINT AND A PERFECT BEING COMPARED TO THE OTHER ONE.
apocalypseArisen: the 0ther 0ne?
EctoBiologister: dave? or jade?
carcinoGeneticist: DAVE.
apocalypseArisen: dave was awfully mean t0 me the first few times
EctoBiologister: that's just uh... his way?
apocalypseArisen: he still kind 0f is t00! i h0pe hes n0t always like that
EctoBiologister: he's nice deep down, i swear.
EctoBiologister: it's all just his coolkid ways, hahaha.
carcinoGeneticist: I'M GOING TO REITERATE AGAIN THAT DAVE IS A DESPICABLE PRICK, AND THAT THE ONLY UPSIDE OF SEEING HIM IN PERSON IS THE CHANCE AT SOCKING HIM IN THE FACE.
EctoBiologister: don't hit him, he's my best bro! along with you, karkat.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SO I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVEN TO THAT. THANK THE UNIVERSE, JOHN EGBERT, I WILL NOT BE APPLYING HEINOUS FACIAL DAMAGE TO HIM YET.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NEVER.
apocalypseArisen: y0u certainly seem t0 be br0s with j0hn s0metimes
carcinoGeneticist: STOP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND THEN SHOVE IT INTO A PIT OF HELLFIRE, IF YOU CALL ME THAT IN PERSON AROUND OTHER PEOPLE, I WILL THROW A FIT THAT WILL REND THE FUCKING HEAVENS IN TWO.
EctoBiologister: yeah, we're totally bros. we practically grew up together!
carcinoGeneticist: OH MY GOD.
apocalypseArisen: thats c00l
apocalypseArisen: i kind 0f wish i grew up ar0und any0ne
carcinoGeneticist: YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GREAT ABOUT TOMORROW? WE'RE GOING ON A POKEMON JOURNEY SO JOHN DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO THROW ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS, TIME-WASTING HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
EctoBiologister: i think this is just karkat's way of showing affection, haha.
EctoBiologister: meeting up with this many people pretty much will be a party!
carcinoGeneticist: NO, I AM A LOATHSOME ASSHOLE. BY THE WAY, DOES ALL OF THIS OVERBEARING OPTIMISM CLOG YOUR ARTERIES, JOHN EGBERT?
EctoBiologister: besides, you always come to my parties. you ate all the cake last year too which was good because i didn't really want it, heh.
EctoBiologister: hey, optimism is a good guality!
EctoBiologister: better than bluh bluh grouchy pessimism.
apocalypseArisen: it is! i kind 0f wish s0llux w0uld have s0me m0re 0f it
carcinoGeneticist: EXACTLY, I ONLY COME FOR THE CAKE.
carcinoGeneticist: CAKE?
EctoBiologister: yeah! that guy really needs to loosen up.
carcinoGeneticist: SOLLUX COULD PROBABLY STAND TO EAT MORE, YES, HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY SKINNY FUCK TO ME.
apocalypseArisen: i can agree t0 that
carcinoGeneticist: NO WAIT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT OPTIMISM
carcinoGeneticist: I GUESS.
EctoBiologister: no, optimism!
apocalypseArisen: i can agree t0 b0th 0f them
EctoBiologister: hmm, well i'll probably have a cake tommorow?
EctoBiologister: you guys are welcome to share it, hehe.
EctoBiologister: sollux too.
carcinoGeneticist: WAIT WAIT WAIT BE RIGHT BACK, SHITHEADS, MY POKEMON IS FUCKING MY MOVIES UP.
apocalypseArisen: sweet!
apocalypseArisen: s0 its a r0wdy 0ne huh
apocalypseArisen: at least it has s0me g00d taste
EctoBiologister: oh boy, karkat's pokemon is as destructive as he is.
apocalypseArisen: im glad my p0kem0n is pretty lax
carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG, RIGHT?
apocalypseArisen: n0t the g00d kind 0f destructive karkat
carcinoGeneticist: SHIT, THOUGH, HE GOT 50 FIRST DATES ALL CRUMPLED UP. ):B
EctoBiologister: haha, good. it was a shitty movie anyway.
apocalypseArisen: ive never seen it
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT START WITH ME ABOUT SHITTY MOVIES.
EctoBiologister: karkat likes stupid rom coms for girls! it's true.
carcinoGeneticist: I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. I LOVE THAT SHIT, IT'S SPECTACULAR.
apocalypseArisen: well 0kay
EctoBiologister: oh man, how can you not be embarrased about that. they are GIRLS' FILMS.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY ARE CINEMATIC ART.
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT YOUR DIRTY BLASPHEMING MOUTH BEFORE I DO IT FOR YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: UGH, LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN.
EctoBiologister: heh, same here!
EctoBiologister: you going to just stay up all night threatening me?
apocalypseArisen: i may stay up but i dunn0
apocalypseArisen: maybe ill just mediate between y0u tw0 the wh0le night
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEED AN AUSPITICE, ARADIA!
EctoBiologister: yeah! because there is no aggression on my side.
EctoBiologister: (and none on his either really! shh.)
apocalypseArisen: if y0u tw0 say s0
EctoBiologister: we do say so! haha.
carcinoGeneticist: QUIT SPEAKING FOR ME, YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.
EctoBiologister: we are the best of buddies, i swear.
carcinoGeneticist: OR THE INTELLIGENCE.
EctoBiologister: oh man, that stings.
carcinoGeneticist: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU AND THEN PARADE YOUR CORPSE AROUND TOWN ON THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, ALONG WITH A SIGN METICULOUSLY DETAILING WHY WE ARE NOT 'THE BEST OF BUDDIES'.
carcinoGeneticist: IT WILL BE A BIG FUCKING SIGN.
EctoBiologister: wow, this is going to be some birthday.
EctoBiologister: you know if you do that you're not getting any cake?
apocalypseArisen: ill take m0re 0f the cake f0r the rest 0f us
carcinoGeneticist: YOUR ABSURD HUMAN LUSUS PROBABLY HAS A STOREHOUSE OF CAKE BEHIND YOUR HIVE.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL JUST PILFER SOME OF THE GOODS LIKE THE HARDENED BADASS I AM.
EctoBiologister: yeah, aradia can have your slice!
apocalypseArisen: rude karkat!
EctoBiologister: oh my gosh, killing me then stealing from my mourning father?
EctoBiologister: where is your humanity?
EctoBiologister: oh wait.
carcinoGeneticist: BINGO, FUCKNUTS.
carcinoGeneticist: IT IS PEOPLE LIKE ME THAT MAKE ASSIMILATION IMPOSSIBLE, AND I AM PROUD OF THAT FACT.
EctoBiologister: ugh, being an asshole isn't really somthing to be proud of!
carcinoGeneticist: SOMEHOW, I DO IT.
carcinoGeneticist: I'M GLAD YOU REMEMBER JUST HOW CONTEMPTIBLE I AM AGAIN, THANKS.
EctoBiologister: you are so lucky to have such tolerant friends!
EctoBiologister: like me
EctoBiologister: because you are totally contemptible, yes.
and then things got a little derailed, and we chatted OOC for a while!
OOC summary:
ectoBiologist: hey guys, any of you there?
gardenGnostic: i am!!
ectoBiologist: hey jade!
ectoBiologist: i guess we'll be meeting up tomorow, huh?
gardenGnostic: yup! i'm so exited! thisis going to be sooo much fun
carcinoGeneticist: STOP EXPECTING SOMETHING GOOD TO COME OUT OF IT, IT'S SO FUCKING IRRITATING. WITH THE PEOPLE WE KNOW, IT'S CLEARLY GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A FIASCO OF UNPARALLELED PROPORTIONS.
gardenGnostic: ugh! you are always such a downer :/
EctoBiologist: urgh, karkat! jade is right.
EctoBiologist: this is our pokemon journey, karkat! where is your enthusiasm?
carcinoGeneticist: IS ENTHUSIASM A REQUIREMENT FOR POKEMON JOURNEYS NOW? FUCK, I GUESS I'M SCREWED THEN.
carcinoGeneticist: THERE GOES THAT FANTASTIC POSSIBILITY OF TREKKING THROUGH THE WILDERNESS WITH A BAND OF IDIOTS, EXPERIENCING THE THRILL OF FRIENDSHIP.
EctoBiologist: probably! your pokemon will totally detect your downer-ness.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY CAN DO THAT?
EctoBiologist: pfft, you know you're going to enjoy it!
EctoBiologist: of course they can, pokemon are pretty smart.
gardenGnostic: of course they can! pokemon are super in-tune with emotions
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY SPEECH HOLE, JOHN.
EctoBiologist: hahaha, we totally said the same thing there, jade.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL ENJOY NOTHING BUT THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY IN BATTLE.
EctoBiologist: if you say so! don't expect any victories against me, though.
gardenGnostic: winning isn't everything, you know
carcinoGeneticist: UGH. WHAT IS THAT THING YOU JUST SAID, BOTH OF YOU.
EctoBiologist: dad is giving me a pokemon tomorrow since it is my birthday and we are going to kick ass!
carcinoGeneticist: RIDICULOUS.
EctoBiologist: and more importantly, be best friends.
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T GET COCKY ON ME, I WILL HAND YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO YOU AS I HAVE BEEN PREPARED TO DO FOR YEARS NOW.
carcinoGeneticist: OH GOD, NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
EctoBiologist: bluuuuh. you'll see! you are the one who will get his ass handed to him.
gardenGnostic: i've had my growlithe becquerel for a while now! we're best friends : )
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT MAKE THIS OBVIOUS FAILURE OF A POKEMON JOURNEY EVEN WORSE BY ATTEMPTING TO FILL IT TO THE BRIM WITH FRIENDSHIP.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
EctoBiologist: pokemon is all about friendship!
EctoBiologist: your pokemon is gonna hate you, haha.
carcinoGeneticist: OK, IF POKEMON IS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, HOW COME WE HAVE POKEMON BATTLES INSTEAD OF POKEMON PLAYDATES?
EctoBiologist: uhh.
carcinoGeneticist: EXACTLY, NUMBNUTS.
EctoBiologist: you can befriend somebody by beating them in battle!
EctoBiologist: that's what happens in most of my movies.
carcinoGeneticist: I HOPE NOT, I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU GUYS TO DEAL WITH.
gardenGnostic: i think pokemon enjoy fighting. they think it's fun : )
carcinoGeneticist: POKEMON AND I WILL HAVE SHITLOADS IN COMMON THEN.
carcinoGeneticist: IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
EctoBiologist: oh yeah, that's true.
gardenGnostic: it's like when people wrestle or something, it's all good fun!
EctoBiologist: yeah, kind of like our own verbal spars!
EctoBiologist: because i know you don't reeeally mean half of the nasty thing you say.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY ARE NEVER VERBAL SPARS, JOHN. THEY ARE ALWAYS A VERBAL MASSACRE YOU ARE TOO RETARDED TO NOTICE.
EctoBiologist: they are not! i think i'd notice being massacred.
carcinoGeneticist: SO YOU'D THINK, AND YET IT NEVER HAPPENS.
gardenGnostic: and doesn't a massacre usually involve killing a lot of people? ) :
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S LIKE A MASSACRE FOCUSED ON ONE PERSON, JADE.
EctoBiologist: yeah! killing one person over and over isn't really a massacre.
EctoBiologist: can you kill a person more than once, anyway?
carcinoGeneticist: MY GOD, DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LITERALLY, YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID.
carcinoGeneticist: I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE.
gardenGnostic: i don't know? maybe if they came back to life you could. but that might mean they are a zombie : o
EctoBiologist: or a ghost pokemon! you know some scientists think certain species of ghosts were once humans?
EctoBiologist: crazy, huh?
gardenGnostic: i think i've read that! that's sooooo creepy! some ghost pokemon can be really scary
EctoBiologist: i know, but i think they are really cool too!
EctoBiologist: though if i ever ran into one it would probably freak me out.
gardenGnostic: like some ghost pokemon look super cute, but then you read up on them and find out they are actually really mean! ):
carcinoGeneticist: WELL, HAH, YOU ARE GOING TO RUN INTO GHOST POKEMON AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. IS THAT DETERRENT ENOUGH TO JUST STAY HOME?
EctoBiologist: no way! confronting fears is just a test of bravery.
gardenGnostic: plus, there are so many cool things out there to see! i can't wait to meet up with you guys : D
EctoBiologist: yeah! are you taking to boat from cinebar overnight, jade?
gardenGnostic: yup! this will be my first time off the island : D i can't wait!!!!
EctoBiologist: because it'd be really awesome if you got here tomorrow morning.
EctoBiologist: and it's my birthday! heh.
EctoBiologist: i've never really ever left pallet, either. i'm a bit nervous setting off.
carcinoGeneticist: WHY BE NERVOUS. IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH BETTER, EVEN WITH THE BUGS INFESTING YOUR AIR SPACE. REALLY. ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE, I SWEAR.
EctoBiologist: hey, what's so bad about pallet town?
gardenGnostic: well you shouldn't worry because it will be your birthday and all your firends will be there and it will be so much fun! not to mention we all have awesome pokemon to help out if something goes amiss : )
EctoBiologist: i'll probably miss my dad a whole lot.
EctoBiologist: yeah! i can't wait to find out what type of pokemon i'm getting.
EctoBiologist: what do you have, karkat?
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S... A SURPRISE.
carcinoGeneticist: A REALLY BADASS AWESOME SURPRISE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU GAPING LIKE A FUCKING MAGIKARP.
EctoBiologist: oh man, really?
gardenGnostic: aw! you sure it has to be a surpize? i don't want to be the only person who doesn't have a surpize pokemon
EctoBiologist: i look forward to seeing it then.
EctoBiologist: nah, i think some of the others have had their pokemon for a while too.
EctoBiologist: i bet karkat's is somthing totally lame and he is just embarrased about it.
gardenGnostic: oh that's good then. don't want to be the odd one out or anything!
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP, JOHN. I THOUGHT ALL POKEMON WERE MAGICAL SPLENDID HAPPY CHEERFUL FRIENDS TO YOU, AND THAT ALL OF THEM WERE JUST PEACHY. GOD, YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE.
EctoBiologist: shhh, they can be friends and still be kinda lame.
EctoBiologist: like you! hahahaha.
carcinoGeneticist: WOW. WOW, THAT JAB AT ME YOU JUST MADE THERE HAS GOT ME CHOKING ON MY OWN GOD DAMN LAUGHTER.
EctoBiologist: laughter? damn, you're supposed to be close to tears at my unbelievably sick burn.
EctoBiologist: ah, one sec you two. dad's calling me about something. brb!
gardenGnostic: okay : o
EctoBiologist: okay, i'm back!
gardenGnostic: welcome back then! : )
EctoBiologist: he says i should get some rest for my adventure tomorow but i said in a bit.
EctoBiologist: i mean, i'm going to be 13 tommorow! that's totally old enough to stay up a bit later.
gardenGnostic: hehe yeah! i should go to bed soon myself but i'm just so exited! plus, i don't even know if i can sleep on an overnight boat trip
apocalypseArisen: 0h hey there every0ne
gardenGnostic: oh hello! : )
apocalypseArisen: ready f0r 0ur j0urney t0m0rr0w? i kn0w i am
carcinoGeneticist: I'M NOT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE TOMORROW ENTAILS GETTING DISGUSTINGLY CHUMMY WITH A COUPLE OF ASSWIPES I KNOW FROM THE INTERNET.
ectobiologist: hey aradia!
carcinoGeneticist: BUT HI, ARADIA. WHERE THE HELL IS SOLLUX.
gardenGnostic: i'm so ready! i just can't wait at all!
apocalypseArisen: i d0nt kn0w where he is
ectobiologist: it's going to be awesome! i don't think there's anyway i'm sleeping tonight.
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u guys have y0ur p0kem0n yet 0r are y0u waiting t0 g0 get 0ne after registrati0n
carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S ODD. WHATEVER, HE'S PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING POINTLESS AND RIDICULOUS. NOT MY PROBLEM.
ectobiologist: my dad's giving me one as a birthday present tommorow!
apocalypseArisen: 0h thats right its y0ur birthday t0m0rr0w huh
ectobiologist: karkat is being all cage-y about his pokemon, haha.
ectobiologist: yup! i'm gonna be 13.
gardenGnostic: i have my pokemon already. he is a growlithe named becquerel : )
apocalypseArisen: happy birthday j0hn!
carcinoGeneticist: I AM NOT BEING CAGEY, I AM BEING FUCKING MYSTIFYING.
carcinoGeneticist: AND IT'S A REALLY COOL POKEMON.
apocalypseArisen: c00l! my p0kem0n is a gastly and shes g0ing t0 be the best
gardenGnostic: bec is such a good pokemon! good pokemon, best friend : )
ectobiologist: you can wish me happy birthday when we meet in person.
apocalypseArisen: im g0ing t0 ev0lve her int0 a gengar 0ne day
apocalypseArisen: ill be sure t0 d0 that!
ectobiologist: gastly? ooooh. me and jade were totally talking about ghosts earlier.
carcinoGeneticist: IT FITS. IT FITS STUPIDLY WELL.
carcinoGeneticist: SPOOKY POKEMON FOR A SPOOKY GIRL, I GUESS.
apocalypseArisen: hush karkat
apocalypseArisen: im n0t sp00ky at all what are y0u talking ab0ut
ectobiologist: yeah karkat, shhhh.
apocalypseArisen: 0r d0 y0u mean that stunt i pulled 0n y0u that 0ne time
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT SHHH ME, EGBERT.
ectobiologist: aradia is totally cool and not at all spooky.
apocalypseArisen: haha y0u th0ught every0ne died that 0ne time
ectobiologist: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT UP.
carcinoGeneticist: AND ALSO YOU SHUT UP.
carcinoGeneticist: X2 SHUT UP
ectobiologist: (hehehehe.)
apocalypseArisen: 0u0
apocalypseArisen: wait wh00ps thats silly
ectobiologist: nah, i think it looks kinda cute.
gardenGnostic: i think that face is cute though! : )
apocalypseArisen: 0h well thank y0u
ectobiologist: wow jade, we are totally on the same page tonight.
apocalypseArisen: every0ne else says it l00ks stupid th0ugh
gardenGnostic: john we keep on saying the same things : o
apocalypseArisen: its like y0ure b0th twins 0r s0mething
ectobiologist: maybe we are! who knows.
gardenGnostic: but we don't have the same birthday! that is like requirement #1 for twins :/
ectobiologist: oh yeah, true!
apocalypseArisen: weird
apocalypseArisen: well whatever i think it w0uld be pretty weird t0 be related t0 any0ne
gardenGnostic: i don't think it would be that weird. it might be fun having a brother os sister! : )
apocalypseArisen: i dunn0
ectobiologist: trolls don't really have brothers and sisters, do they?
apocalypseArisen: n0pe
ectobiologist: although in a way you guys are all related to each other?
ectobiologist: so weird!
apocalypseArisen: i think its better if we just n0t think ab0ut it
gardenGnostic: hehe okay then : )
apocalypseArisen: anyway h0w are y0u guys d0ing with y0ur p0kem0n
apocalypseArisen: mine really likes me!
ectobiologist: awww, i don't even know yet!
ectobiologist: i want my pokemon now, dammit.
apocalypseArisen: im sure y0ull get t0 see them t0m0rr0w
gardenGnostic: bec and I are best friends! : )
ectobiologist: yeah! and i know we'll be such great friends, haha.
apocalypseArisen: i w0nder what p0kem0n karkat has
ectobiologist: urgh, yes. me too.
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T BREAK YOUR PAN OVER IT.
ectobiologist: haha, i'll try not to!
carcinoGeneticist: WHATEVER POKEMON IT IS, IT'S ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT I WILL TRAIN IT TO BECOME A PARAGON OF FIERCENESS AND VICTORY.
carcinoGeneticist: SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
ectobiologist: pfft, that's so silly.
ectobiologist: you probably have like... a jigglypuff!
gardenGnostic: Oh man look at the time! I really need to get ready for my boat ride, so see you guys tomorow! : )
ectobiologist: bye jade! see you tommorow.
carcinoGeneticist: YOU CAN HAVE THE JIGGLYPUFF. IT COULD SING FOR YOU, SINCE EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS YOU CAN'T DO IT.
ectobiologist: hey, my singing is awesome! you're just jealous you don't have my raw talent.
apocalypseArisen: maybe its a crab p0kem0n
apocalypseArisen: y0u kn0w because karkat is s0 krabby 0u0
ectobiologist: oh that'd be appropriate. nice one!
carcinoGeneticist: THAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING MY VISUAL CENTERS HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF VIEWING.
carcinoGeneticist: AS IF.
apocalypseArisen: then what is it karkat
carcinoGeneticist: SO YOU'RE NOT SPOOKY, BUT I AM CRABBY. OK. OK, GOOD TO KNOW THE BASE LEVEL OF IDIOCY MY WORLD OPERATES AT HAS NOT CHANGED RECENTLY.
carcinoGeneticist: UH
carcinoGeneticist: I TOLD YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST POKEMON!
ectobiologist: so then you swear it's not a crab?
apocalypseArisen: pleeeease
ectobiologist: c'mon, tell us!
apocalypseArisen: y0u kn0w n0ne 0f us are g0ng t0 st0p b0thering y0u ab0ut it until y0u break and tell us
carcinoGeneticist: SHOVE IT, I WON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT IT UNTIL TOMORROW.
carcinoGeneticist: AND I SWEAR NO SUCH THING.
apocalypseArisen: c0me 0000n
ectobiologist: so it miiiiiight be a crab pokemon? heh.
apocalypseArisen: maybe its a k0rphish instead
apocalypseArisen: i hear theyre basically str0nger krabby
apocalypseArisen: s0llux t0ld me s0!
carcinoGeneticist: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
carcinoGeneticist: IT REALLY DOES NOT MATTER.
apocalypseArisen: yes it d0es!
carcinoGeneticist: FIRSTLY BECAUSE BY ASSOCIATION OF BEING MY POKEMON, MY POKEMON IS ALREADY A TAKE-NO-PRISONERS GRADE-A BADASS.
apocalypseArisen: yeah well we w0uldnt kn0w that unless y0u t0ld us what it was
apocalypseArisen: are y0u... getting defensive 0ver y0ur p0kem0n karkat?
carcinoGeneticist: AND SECONDLY BECAUSE ONCE I GET A SCYTHER, I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE IN BATTLE.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NOT NECESSARILY.
apocalypseArisen: y0u s0und like y0u are
EctoBiologister: yeah, you kinda do.
EctoBiologister: and oh wow, a scyther? it that a thing you're planning on catching?
apocalypseArisen: w0w g00d luck
apocalypseArisen: i hear theyre crazy imp0ssible t0 catch in the safari z0ne
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME. I WILL DO IT.
apocalypseArisen: ill catch m0ltres!
EctoBiologister: oh hell yes.
EctoBiologister: we will get all the legendries.
apocalypseArisen: werent there legends ab0ut him living in vict0ry r0ad?
apocalypseArisen: 0h man what if we d0 run int0 him
apocalypseArisen: n0w im just even m0re excited!
EctoBiologister: maybe even shiny legendaries! we are that badass.
EctoBiologister: well, i was being sarcastic in the first place!
carcinoGeneticist: UGH, ENOUGH OF THAT LUCK BULL SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO START SOUNDING LIKE SERKET.
apocalypseArisen: hey i never said anything ab0ut luck
apocalypseArisen: luck isnt even a thing
carcinoGeneticist: IT ISN'T.
EctoBiologister: i have all of the luck! aaaaaaaall of it.
EctoBiologister: am i doing it right?
carcinoGeneticist: GOD DAMN IT JOHN
EctoBiologister: ::
EctoBiologister: (hehehehehe.)
carcinoGeneticist: DON'T EVEN IMITATE HER, SHE FEEDS OFF OF THAT SORT OF ATTENTION LIKE A LEECH.
carcinoGeneticist: A LEECH WITH EIGHT LEGS AND EIGHT EYES.
EctoBiologister: bluh, fiiiiiiiine.
apocalypseArisen: i d0nt particularly like vriska myself
EctoBiologister: i think she's kinda cool. but we haven't had much chance to talk.
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY TOMORROW HAS GREAT POTENTIAL OF BEING A HEINOUS DISASTER.
apocalypseArisen: as l0ng as she d0esnt pick 0n tavr0s it sh0uldnt be t00 bad
EctoBiologister: you're just saying that! you're as excited to see everyone as i am.
apocalypseArisen: hey what ab0ut th0se 0ther f0ur kids i havent had much 0f a chance t0 talk t0 them
carcinoGeneticist: JADE'S OTHER FRIENDS? I GUESS THEY'RE COMING TOO.
apocalypseArisen: s0 what are they like
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u even kn0w?
carcinoGeneticist: NO, BUT THEY'RE HUMAN, SO THEY MUST ALSO BE TERRIBLE.
carcinoGeneticist: WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THESE THINGS?
apocalypseArisen: d0 y0u always have t0 be s0 rude
EctoBiologister: i've talked to jake a little, he seems pretty cool!
EctoBiologister: and karkat, you're a total racist.
carcinoGeneticist: WHAT.
carcinoGeneticist: THESE ARE SIMPLE TRUTHS.
EctoBiologister: hey, not all humans are terrible!
apocalypseArisen: yeah s0me 0f them are pretty c00l
apocalypseArisen: pers0nally i like r0se the m0st
carcinoGeneticist: SHE'S SO PRESUMPTUOUS.
EctoBiologister: not me? i'm hurt, aradia. sooo hurt.
apocalypseArisen: 0h st0p it j0hn y0ure pretty cl0se t00
EctoBiologister: rose is great! she's just way smarter than you.
carcinoGeneticist: JUST BECAUSE SHE KEEPS A DICTIONARY AT HER COMPUTERSIDE, IT DOESN'T MAKE HER SOME KIND OF SAVANT.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT SHE IS A SAINT AND A PERFECT BEING COMPARED TO THE OTHER ONE.
apocalypseArisen: the 0ther 0ne?
EctoBiologister: dave? or jade?
carcinoGeneticist: DAVE.
apocalypseArisen: dave was awfully mean t0 me the first few times
EctoBiologister: that's just uh... his way?
apocalypseArisen: he still kind 0f is t00! i h0pe hes n0t always like that
EctoBiologister: he's nice deep down, i swear.
EctoBiologister: it's all just his coolkid ways, hahaha.
carcinoGeneticist: I'M GOING TO REITERATE AGAIN THAT DAVE IS A DESPICABLE PRICK, AND THAT THE ONLY UPSIDE OF SEEING HIM IN PERSON IS THE CHANCE AT SOCKING HIM IN THE FACE.
EctoBiologister: don't hit him, he's my best bro! along with you, karkat.
carcinoGeneticist: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SO I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVEN TO THAT. THANK THE UNIVERSE, JOHN EGBERT, I WILL NOT BE APPLYING HEINOUS FACIAL DAMAGE TO HIM YET.
carcinoGeneticist: NO.
carcinoGeneticist: NEVER.
apocalypseArisen: y0u certainly seem t0 be br0s with j0hn s0metimes
carcinoGeneticist: STOP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND THEN SHOVE IT INTO A PIT OF HELLFIRE, IF YOU CALL ME THAT IN PERSON AROUND OTHER PEOPLE, I WILL THROW A FIT THAT WILL REND THE FUCKING HEAVENS IN TWO.
EctoBiologister: yeah, we're totally bros. we practically grew up together!
carcinoGeneticist: OH MY GOD.
apocalypseArisen: thats c00l
apocalypseArisen: i kind 0f wish i grew up ar0und any0ne
carcinoGeneticist: YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GREAT ABOUT TOMORROW? WE'RE GOING ON A POKEMON JOURNEY SO JOHN DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO THROW ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS, TIME-WASTING HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTIES.
EctoBiologister: i think this is just karkat's way of showing affection, haha.
EctoBiologister: meeting up with this many people pretty much will be a party!
carcinoGeneticist: NO, I AM A LOATHSOME ASSHOLE. BY THE WAY, DOES ALL OF THIS OVERBEARING OPTIMISM CLOG YOUR ARTERIES, JOHN EGBERT?
EctoBiologister: besides, you always come to my parties. you ate all the cake last year too which was good because i didn't really want it, heh.
EctoBiologister: hey, optimism is a good guality!
EctoBiologister: better than bluh bluh grouchy pessimism.
apocalypseArisen: it is! i kind 0f wish s0llux w0uld have s0me m0re 0f it
carcinoGeneticist: EXACTLY, I ONLY COME FOR THE CAKE.
carcinoGeneticist: CAKE?
EctoBiologister: yeah! that guy really needs to loosen up.
carcinoGeneticist: SOLLUX COULD PROBABLY STAND TO EAT MORE, YES, HE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY SKINNY FUCK TO ME.
apocalypseArisen: i can agree t0 that
carcinoGeneticist: NO WAIT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT OPTIMISM
carcinoGeneticist: I GUESS.
EctoBiologister: no, optimism!
apocalypseArisen: i can agree t0 b0th 0f them
EctoBiologister: hmm, well i'll probably have a cake tommorow?
EctoBiologister: you guys are welcome to share it, hehe.
EctoBiologister: sollux too.
carcinoGeneticist: WAIT WAIT WAIT BE RIGHT BACK, SHITHEADS, MY POKEMON IS FUCKING MY MOVIES UP.
apocalypseArisen: sweet!
apocalypseArisen: s0 its a r0wdy 0ne huh
apocalypseArisen: at least it has s0me g00d taste
EctoBiologister: oh boy, karkat's pokemon is as destructive as he is.
apocalypseArisen: im glad my p0kem0n is pretty lax
carcinoGeneticist: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG, RIGHT?
apocalypseArisen: n0t the g00d kind 0f destructive karkat
carcinoGeneticist: SHIT, THOUGH, HE GOT 50 FIRST DATES ALL CRUMPLED UP. ):B
EctoBiologister: haha, good. it was a shitty movie anyway.
apocalypseArisen: ive never seen it
carcinoGeneticist: DO NOT START WITH ME ABOUT SHITTY MOVIES.
EctoBiologister: karkat likes stupid rom coms for girls! it's true.
carcinoGeneticist: I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. I LOVE THAT SHIT, IT'S SPECTACULAR.
apocalypseArisen: well 0kay
EctoBiologister: oh man, how can you not be embarrased about that. they are GIRLS' FILMS.
carcinoGeneticist: THEY ARE CINEMATIC ART.
carcinoGeneticist: SHUT YOUR DIRTY BLASPHEMING MOUTH BEFORE I DO IT FOR YOU.
carcinoGeneticist: UGH, LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN.
EctoBiologister: heh, same here!
EctoBiologister: you going to just stay up all night threatening me?
apocalypseArisen: i may stay up but i dunn0
apocalypseArisen: maybe ill just mediate between y0u tw0 the wh0le night
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEED AN AUSPITICE, ARADIA!
EctoBiologister: yeah! because there is no aggression on my side.
EctoBiologister: (and none on his either really! shh.)
apocalypseArisen: if y0u tw0 say s0
EctoBiologister: we do say so! haha.
carcinoGeneticist: QUIT SPEAKING FOR ME, YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.
EctoBiologister: we are the best of buddies, i swear.
carcinoGeneticist: OR THE INTELLIGENCE.
EctoBiologister: oh man, that stings.
carcinoGeneticist: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU AND THEN PARADE YOUR CORPSE AROUND TOWN ON THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, ALONG WITH A SIGN METICULOUSLY DETAILING WHY WE ARE NOT 'THE BEST OF BUDDIES'.
carcinoGeneticist: IT WILL BE A BIG FUCKING SIGN.
EctoBiologister: wow, this is going to be some birthday.
EctoBiologister: you know if you do that you're not getting any cake?
apocalypseArisen: ill take m0re 0f the cake f0r the rest 0f us
carcinoGeneticist: YOUR ABSURD HUMAN LUSUS PROBABLY HAS A STOREHOUSE OF CAKE BEHIND YOUR HIVE.
carcinoGeneticist: I WILL JUST PILFER SOME OF THE GOODS LIKE THE HARDENED BADASS I AM.
EctoBiologister: yeah, aradia can have your slice!
apocalypseArisen: rude karkat!
EctoBiologister: oh my gosh, killing me then stealing from my mourning father?
EctoBiologister: where is your humanity?
EctoBiologister: oh wait.
carcinoGeneticist: BINGO, FUCKNUTS.
carcinoGeneticist: IT IS PEOPLE LIKE ME THAT MAKE ASSIMILATION IMPOSSIBLE, AND I AM PROUD OF THAT FACT.
EctoBiologister: ugh, being an asshole isn't really somthing to be proud of!
carcinoGeneticist: SOMEHOW, I DO IT.
carcinoGeneticist: I'M GLAD YOU REMEMBER JUST HOW CONTEMPTIBLE I AM AGAIN, THANKS.
EctoBiologister: you are so lucky to have such tolerant friends!
EctoBiologister: like me
EctoBiologister: because you are totally contemptible, yes.
and then things got a little derailed, and we chatted OOC for a while!
OOC summary:
- John and Jade are unrelatedLavender Town is creepy, and when they get there Karkat will freaky out. Aradia will be perfectly cheerful.
- OMG a vriska signed up let’s all creeper on her.
- We really want a tavroooos
- Aradia’s prank on Karkat REALLY FREAKED HIM THE FUCK OUT.
- Karkat get’s pissed off Sollux teams up with Aradia and leaves him with humans and crazy troll bitches.
- “ideas: aradia racing tavros around in his wheelchair and then hanging on it as they go down a hill. then sollux picking up the pieces of what remains of them afterward, #team charge problems,” “Sollux and Karkat constantly IMing each other like I THINK I AM WORSE OFF THAN YOU, THIS IS WHY”
- Aradia likes to carry arou dher huge terrifying gastly, it is her baby, everyone is terrified
- We all ship jake<3vriska and aradia<3-vriska
- Then we reiterate the NO SHIPRESSURE rule
- We complain about everyone saying gog/jegus
- “OMG, in this RP, I think it would be cool if Karkat had this black crush on John in their childhood, and he was like JOHN YOU SIMPERING IMBECILE BE MY FUCKING KISMESIS I HAVE BEEN HINTING FOR FUCKING WEEKS. and cue 'i am not a homosexual' for which KK has never gotten over the embarrassment, and screams whenever it is brought up?”
- Trolls still have lusus even though this is pokemon
- WE WANT A ROXY
- We welcome vriska to everything
- How aradia got her gastly: “she had a single pokeball that she bought a long time before she was going to head out into the world, and caught a stray gastly that kept stalking her when she wandered around in the pokemon tower. ever since they became BFFs and aradia completely ignores the fact that her gastly /was/ stalking her”
