roxy the haxxor chick's bomb blog

[metaltree]

welcome to my blog

its probably the best thin you will ever raed ;)

annyways my name is roxy and i live with jaspers who is simultaneuasly the best cat in the wrold and also the strongest pokeman

so i get 2 leave my house tomorrow and im takign one of those rlly fast trains all the way 2 pallet town since lavender is like miiiiles away

so i guess ill see you guys then

roxy signing off! ;)

[metaltree]

hey guys its me roxy

everyones favorite girl ;)

im on that weird fast train thing to pallet whatever and im kind of inbreated drunk and really annoyde!11!! my stupid train got here late and that train was the later train ebcause i woke up really late and i didnt eve nget to talk to everyone last tnight becase i fell alseep rlly early ;( anyways so im really bored and jaspy is sleepign so ifgured id get my writign on if you know what i mean lol

anyways so my next door neighbor is this rlly super annoying little girl and she always wants me to play w/ her and shit but im always like fuck no littl girl i have martinis to drink but i end playign with her becuz shes cute and reminds me of jane

anyways so whenevr im like drawign things w/ chalk w/ her on the ground her dad comes out and like mows the lawn and let me just tell u this guy is SO FUCKIGN HAWT like there is no compariosn to this little girls dad i wish i was older so i could sedcue him!11 its not like i havent tried but he jsut sees me as a girl you no?but srsly he is like nnngh and his butt is just unff

sometimes when he mows the lawn i get a rlly good loo kat it and then he turns arond and like raises one eyebrow all suggestivly like 'oh my miss roxy you are lookign mighty fine today' but hes relly thinking 'is she starign at my CHOICE ASS?' becuz it is rlly choice and i have to like wiggle my ebtyebrows at him and sometimes instead of doing that i just smlie and act all nice and he totes buys it so when he turns around there is so much eyebrow raising funnybiz that is daughter is like 'oh rox wats rong w/ ur eyebrows' and i have to tell her to keep drawing w/ her chalk or whatever haha

the only way this man could get any hottr is if he was a wixard