im not dfrunk and this is nota blog

[grubloaf]

so er yeah this mornig my fuken mpom says

tomrrow youre setting out on your jpurney
i cant wait for you to becpme the best cooodinator there is

wich is judt her passive ggressive way of saying she wants me the fuck outta her hohuse and yaknow what IDE CARE
well myabe a little but w/e so i got dfrunk heheh fuck her shes almsost as bad as that bater witch srsly

its lucky im goodl at haxxing computetrs i am so MAD SKILLED I totes sotle my ksitty from the pokmon storage system hehehe so not we can go have some sweet as fuq advantures and swrew my mom srsly

heres a pic of my skyity

OP SHIT THTS NOT WHAT I MeANT TO POST SHIT SHIT DHIT
fuck how do i even remove tjis omg omg omg
fuck it sim drunk whoof cares
dirk is gonna dick me heheh
*OMG date me
*no in fact first time ws right suck it bitpches

my skityy

[dirk]

Haha!! That is a pretty wonderful Skitty you got there, Rox. Oh and just an FYI, that's a little forward. I'm flattered, really. Thanks for the laugh, Rox. Thanks.

Hey, when you meet up with us or whatever, come find me. I'm looking forward to meeting your tipsy ass. This shit is going to be bananas, seriously. If we travel together, maybe I'll finally get to give you that horse ride to Swoon Kingdong. After all, from the looks of that sweet Skitty, you haven't forgotten about that.

[lykttlyttyldude]

*glasses fog up* Oh dear, i had no idea that you two were carrying a torch for one another!

Are congratulations in order then?

[dirk]

No, Jake. God, no.

Roxy and I are bffsies for life.

[lykttlyttyldude]

Oh, i see. Forgive my assumption, i just thought that the drawing miss lalonde mistakenly put up may have hinted at something less than platonic between you.

[dirk]

Shit, you know I'm not platonic with anybody. However, no, Rox's just got a few fantasies flying about that are a little too hot to handle.