Dirk's Record of Peregrination

[dirk]

--RECORD OF P E R E G R I N A T I O N||

A P R I L // THIRTEEN

It seems that I will be leaving to travel all the way to Pallet Town soon. Needless to say I'm getting wicked excited at the prospect of starting out on what is sure to be a choice piece of adventuring. It will be as if I have arisen from the ashes of the sick fires thrown down by this despotic metropolis and flourished into a veritable Moltres of understanding, cultured by the rich seam that spouts from the lesser developed towns of our world growing within me a fierce humility. I am readying my provisions as of current.

[lykttlyttyldude]

Strider, you slay me with your vague metaphorical baloney, honestly! I hope youre prepared for a good round of fisticuffs when i see you. Im looking forward to a good rough and tumble with my bosom buddy!

[dirk]

It's not vague metaphorical baloney! You know damn well my verse is sicknasty. And I take you up on your offer of fisticuffs and tumbling, just be warned that I've brought every one of my completely boss moves. And my A-game, if people say that anymore.

[lykttlyttyldude]

You can go ahead and bring any moves youd like! Itll still be a landslide victory on my part, your a game brought or no. In fact i may or may not be making the declaration that i should only need to bring my b or c game even and still claim success! *flexes muscles and winks*

[dirk]

We shall see.

[grubloaf]

hehehe omg you two totets have the hots 4 each other
i see your musle flexcing jake
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> ;)
>:)
> ;)
i want a pink frillly invitarion to the wedfing

[dirk]

Roxy, of course you're invited to the wedding. You are my Maid of Honor. Duh.