LISTEN UP, FUCKHEADS.

[tealdragon]

NO YOU WOULDNT R3S1ST TH3 P41N OF MY D34TH
FOR SUR3 YOULL B3 4LL LON3LY 4ND D3PR3SS3D H3H3

[eridan]

huh i followwed the vvriska tag here and i find someone wwho knowws the truth but you forgot to say howw fat and ugly she is though the textual images you provvided amused the fuck out of me the wworld could only be so lucky as to find her dead in such amusin wways also wwill smith is a great name for a pokemon though i named mine captain jack sparroww

[pol]

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, BUT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T APPROVE OF A CERTAIN HELLBITCH CAN'T BE ENTIRELY TERRIBLE.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE THE HALF-BRAIN REQUIRED TO ACCEPT WILL SMITH AS A LEGITIMATELY AWESOME MONIKER FOR A POKEMON, SO THANKS, I GUESS. IT'S A LITTLE ODD OF YOU TO FOLLOW ANY TAGS WITH SUCH VILENESS AS 'VRISKA SERKET' BUT ALRIGHT, LIKE I CARE WHICH UNLUCKY DIPSHITS END UP HANGING OUT WITH HER OR HATING ON HER.

[eridan]

im eridan ampora im from hoenn and vvris is so horrible you just dont evven havve any idea

i think i saww a troll wwill smith movvie once it wwas like wwild wwild wwest or somethin i didnt get the wwhole settin but the subtle kismesisness betwween the twwo main characters mad it interestin enough i prefer the wworks of troll johnny depp though and his series of seagrift movvies those wwere great movvies and i dont really hang out wwith her

[doorlord]

Vantasshat, Will Smith is still the a8solute WORST name anyone could ever name anything ever. I feel so em8arassed for you, and even more em8arassed for your pokemon!

Eridum8fuck, I can't 8elieve you went through my tag! Were you checking out the competition? That was a complete w8ste of your time, we 8oth know I'm already 8etter than you!

[pol]

WOW.
WOW.
WOW.

EVERYONE, TAKE COVER, VRISKA SERKET IS POPPING OUT THE NAME-PUN-BASED INSULTS THAT TYPICALLY CHARACTERIZE A WRIGGLER PLAYGROUND.

BESIDES THAT, CAN YOU TWO NOT FLIRT ON MY BLOG? IT'S FUCKING UNSETTLING, AND YOU'RE HORRENDOUSLY BAD AT IT.

BUT HEY, NOT ENTIRELY TERRIBLE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, ERIDUMBFUCK.

[doorlord]

Vantwerp, I'd t8ke that insult at my name-8ased insults a lot more seriously if you didn't proceed to use one at Eridweeb right after! Ha! Also there's no way I'd ever flirt with someone as dum8 as him! Diiiiiiiisgusting!

[eridan]

as much as it pains me to agree wwith here wwe WWERENT flirtin i just HOPE she doesnt havve a fuckin interest in me she wwould fuckin sqaush me under all those rolls of fat anywway you dont seem too horrible for a hick yourself vvantasshat wwatch out though i hear vvris is movvin to your region im my wway there too but i am infinitely more tolerable then fatass spiderbait here and vvris i havve no competition im goin to get all the badges all the ribbons and become the fuckin champion but no i wwent through your tag because a bunch of people from our old game told me you wwere movvin so i wwent to see wwhat poor region i had to wwarn about its imminent collapse into the sea wwhere of course they wwill be culled because you fuckin land dwwellers need to stay awway from the fuckin sea

[doorlord]

We need to get some things str8 here!

1. I'm not moving to Kanto, I'm just starting my journey here, DUH! Johto's 8y far the 8est region. The 8eeeeeeeest.

2. I'm not fat! You're really dum8 and pro8a8ly 8lind if you truly 8elieve that.

3-8. Eridork is the lamest of them all!!!!!!!!

[eridan]

wwhatevver vvrishit dont let your lusus hunt you dowwn and eat you noww i bet it wwill come all the wway from your neww hick hivve and bite you

you are the fattest vvris and i am a genius ill probably be the champion before you evven start your journey

im sorry wwhat wwas that wwhat i read wwas my name is vvriska sekert and im a fatass wwho is goin to drowwn in my owwn blubber

[ellie [ex-everything]]

Hello Karkat How Are You Faring Today I Assume It Is Not Particularly Well As Evidenced By The Senseless Bickering Taking Place On What Should Be Your Private Space If I Were You I Might Feel Slightly Perturbed But I Suppose It Is No Great Matter And I Forgot Where I Was Going With This

In Any Case

Allow Me To Digress For A Moment And Implore Vriska To Reserve Her Black Affections For Her And Her Recipients Respective Blogs For This Is Not The Place For Such Not That I Am Intending To Restrict Your Freedom Of Expression Vriska And As Always I Am Here To Assist You And Facilitate Such Matters But This Really Is Karkats Blog So Either Speak To Him Or Take This Elsewhere That Is All That I Am Asking

Eridan I Have Nothing To Say To You

Anyway Hello Karkat I Dont Have Much Else To Say Unless You Wish To Discuss Plausible Actor Names For Pokemon Because Even Though Will Smith Is Questionable Will Is Charming And On That Front Even I Am Considering Naming My Next Addition Mila After Troll Mila Kuniss She Is How They Say Divine

Also Allow Me To Premptively Apologize For Quote Unquote Spamming Your Blog If That Is What This Turned Into Sorry

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[coolkidapocalypse]

i d0nt think it can get much w0rse than this if karkat c0ntinues t0 ch00se n0t t0 ban pe0ple fr0m his bl0g
i think y0u can d0 that? theres that little ban page where y0u can st0p pe0ple fr0m talking 0n y0ur bl0gs s0 i was just w0ndering

[eridan]

kan stop encouragin her to flirt do i havve to get one of those human no fat trolls signs i dont wwant to be crushed by her massivve amount of cellulite then my poor pokemon wwould go wwith out a trainer and then howw wwould i kick you and your fat pokemons hostile collectivve asses in the contests kan my pokemons unique colorin wwill help it stand out from such a drab pokemon and trainer

and hey lowwblood wwhy dont you go haunt vvris or somethin and make yourself useful for once instead of bein such a loser though not that you can help that much compared so a great trainer such as myself just knoww you are goin to lose to me quickly because i dont havve any mercy and neither does captain jack

[ellie [ex-everything]]

I Concur Aradia In Fact If I Was Karkat I Would Employ Such A Tactic Post Haste Not Because Of Any Predisposed Animosity Toward Ampora But Rather Because Id Find This Tedious If I Was Him

For Fear Of Spamming I Will Keep This Short Vriska Is Not Fat You Are Increasingly Insecure And I Am Condoning Nothing I Am Just Reminding Vriska That I Am Here For Her

Also We Shall See Ampora

Sorry Once Again Karkat I Really Do Regret This Already

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[eridan]

vvris is the fattest and wwe all know it also bullshit that its not out of anythin predisposed youvve been hate flirtin like a wwriggler wwith their first black crush evver since i started my first fat vvris joke and before that evven also trust me i am not insecure at all i look good unlike you dirt scrapers i take pride in my appearance